MBC's definitions

Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003

Blinky

A book keeper who blinks uncontrolably when angry, anoyed, or slightly aroused.

Blinky unleashed her fury on Tom for fucking up the checks.

by MBC April 2, 2003

boobgnome

A term used to describe a legal midget who is able to render herself unconcious by simply joging in place.

Carla

by MBC March 31, 2003

hippie

A person who talks about saving the environment but instead only smokes pot and smells bad.

Those dirty fucking hippies are sleeping in my back yard again!

by MBC October 23, 2006

toolshed

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

by MBC March 31, 2003

dirty snowball

A mix between sperm and excretion which a girl releases on her partner after the act of anal sex.

I still cant get the taste of that dirty snowball out of my mouth.

by MBC April 25, 2003

swirly

1) A type of blow job in which the girl constantly tilts her head back and forth. 2) A local girl known for doing definition 1)

That bitch blows almost as good as swirly

by MBC April 2, 2003