MBC's definitions

balloonknot

A slang term meaning asshole.

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003

toolshed

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

by MBC March 31, 2003

cock wrestler

1) A whore who makes her living wrestling the cock 2) someone who makes their living wrestling and slaughtering chickens

Not only did that cokwrestler make me cum in her mouth but she made me a chicken dinner, For $10!!!!

by MBC April 4, 2003

Swagger

An extremely drunk Irish man.

Ill drink any swagger under the table

by MBC October 23, 2006

undercunnder

1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.

I was so stonned I almost didnt see the undercunnder cop comming.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Mc

1) A king among men
2) One who may drink any other under the table with little or no effort put forth.

That fucking Mc drank ten times as much whisky as me and he is still standing.

by MBC April 4, 2003