MATT's definitions

Dead Presidents

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

by matt October 1, 2002

thwapt

The sound an arrow makes after impaling an Ogre through the genitals.

"Dude I RULE at Warcraft! Eat thwapt!"

by matt October 22, 2003

pratting

the act of sexual intercourse

teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight

what she needs is a good pratting

by matt February 26, 2005

hoey

hoey is a person with a very small rod.

that kid has such a hoey

by matt April 13, 2005

lederhosen

a tight fitting pants that cut off genitiles

by matt July 23, 2003

hot lunch

to recieve a turd from another human.

my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.

by matt October 21, 2003

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004