MATT's definitions

Bikini Housewife

Chicago-based funk/disco/porn duet. Demos are sometimes at Barnes and Noble, Frontman is Blu Eyez, bassist is MK Lite..

"This CD I have sounds like a mix between Liquid Soul and Bikini Housewife"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Antti Kokko

Rising scandinavian guitar player, played with the bands Etos, Remains, and Ancestor. Currently playing with the band Kalmah.

Antti Kokko is a great guitar player.

by matt March 27, 2005

gorple

Somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his teeth.

(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."

by Matt November 22, 2004

Manj

Hanging out with women and not gettin any pussy. or Being a fucking pussy.

Billy said he didn't want to go out and drink because cause he was tired and his friends call him a manj.
or
Billy decided to hang out with his females friends... whut a fucking manj.

by Matt January 3, 2004

Fieldy

The bassist for the band Korn. Despite what most of the definitions on this site say, he's not that talented of a bassist. Just look up the Korn bass tabs online and you'll notice they're pretty basic. His style of playing involves down tuning the strings 2 or 3 half-steps and doing mediocre slapping and overly-hard finger picking to get the "rattling sound." Plus, he's got so many effects running through that if he just turned them all off his sound would sound similar to a dieing squirrel being hit with a crowbar.

Compare Fieldy to Flea, Victor Wooten, Jaco Pastorius, Geddy Lee, Billy Sheehan, Marcus Miller, or any other bassist and then make an opinion on the man.

by Matt May 13, 2005

pdc

piss drunk cock

Man, he is truely a PDC

by matt March 12, 2004

beldo

A short, Bald headed bitch,
cockbreath, but he is cockless...
Loves to give head to other boys, and has a dumb dog named Yogi, who likes to be kicked in the balls numerous times.

Beldo IS a big dick face slut bag

by Matt December 28, 2003