MATT's definitions

Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.

Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.

by Matt August 3, 2005

bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)

he likes men. he's bonquesha

by Matt February 16, 2003

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt September 20, 2005

gerby

to like one selfs balls

jeff and carter were gerby with each other

by matt May 27, 2003

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket

Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

Crazy BOI

sum1 totally crazeeeeeeeeeee

MAtt Greenbank is a perfect example

by Matt August 5, 2004

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003