MATT's definitions
A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
by Matt December 14, 2008
Get the Paul Haggismug. A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.
Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!
by Matt September 15, 2003
Get the Woohmug. by Matt January 19, 2005
Get the fetchmug. The essential word in any refined man's vocabulary.
Foreign and versatile, useful in any upper-middle, middle, upper, elite, lower-middle, lower and student slum situation.
No plural.
Foreign and versatile, useful in any upper-middle, middle, upper, elite, lower-middle, lower and student slum situation.
No plural.
While taking a Ritz Cracker Appetizer off a crystal tray: Ah... Pigravach
While chasing after the punk who stole your mom's purse: PIGRAVACH!!!
While taking the kids to a soccer game:
We're almost there you pigravach!
While chasing after the punk who stole your mom's purse: PIGRAVACH!!!
While taking the kids to a soccer game:
We're almost there you pigravach!
by Matt November 6, 2004
Get the pigravachmug. by Matt June 19, 2003
Get the jerk bagmug. 
Get the nipple-bitchmug.