MATT's definitions

105312

Loser writen in l337

0/|/|6 y0u 105312!!

by Matt March 25, 2005

Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.

Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!

by Matt September 15, 2003

fetch

anything cool or awesome

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"

by Matt January 19, 2005

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.

by Matt November 4, 2004

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003