MATT's definitions

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket

Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt September 20, 2005

port chester

see shit hole

i hate this town

by Matt April 5, 2004

nuclear weapon

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass

"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."

by Matt September 7, 2003

smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 9, 2004

Cronulla Sharks

A poor excuse for a Rugby League team. Haven't won anything since their inception. Ofthen refered to as 'scum'.

The Cronulla Sharks lose again.

by Matt August 16, 2004

inseno

Came from the streets of the nati. Meaning Look at that sexi white boi!

whoa kesha look at that inseno.

by matt April 21, 2005