MATT's definitions

Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

by Matt November 19, 2004

zigga

1.Gangsta (G)2.nigga non-profan way of saying it.

"Was up my zigga(nigga)"
"C'mone zigga(G)"

by Matt March 30, 2005

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

retard roller

one of those retarded rolling backpacks on wheels. Stupid kids in elementary school ues em a lot

Damn, look at that kid with the retard roller!He looks like a fag!

by matt May 13, 2005

possessed

The original death metal band. Formed in San Francisco in 1983, known for popularizing the upside-down cross motif. Heavily influenced a lot of heavy metal bands inluding Slayer and Venom. Broke up in 1993.

Possessed reinvented the metal genre.

by matt January 25, 2005

chavver

Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)

There's a bunch of chavvers hanging around in the park drinking cider

by Matt September 28, 2003

Foils

An individual package of heroin wrapped in foil, usually of a 10$ value. Foils are sold on the street and through drug dealers. Usually yields 3 to 4 decent-sized lines, providing your dealer isn't a fuck..

"dude, I am fiending hardcore, do you have any more foils?"

by Matt December 5, 2003