MATT's definitions

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 4, 2005

knuckle dragger

Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.

Also see low brow

Bubba is such a knuckle dragger.

by Matt September 29, 2004

wass

Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination

"Dude, you are such a wass."

"That wass-fass just ate a whole pizza."

by Matt November 30, 2004

Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.

1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds

by matt November 30, 2003

King

something that is really great.

cool,awesome

by matt May 12, 2003

Schpankita

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.

Ahhh schpankita!

by matt June 11, 2004

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003