MATT's definitions

rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".

What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?

by Matt September 22, 2003

refl

A variation on "rofl" which is stupid and sounds like crap.
Refl is easier to say.

Guy: I think your sister died
Other Guy: refl

by Matt October 15, 2004

melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.

AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?

by Matt April 12, 2005

Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

by Matt November 30, 2004

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

by Matt November 12, 2003

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

Sweak

When something is simultaniously sweet and weak.

It's sweak that my boss asked me to work overtime this weekend.

Sweet because of the overtime
Weak because of working on the weekend

by Matt October 22, 2004