MATT's definitions

Lavos

The final boss in Chrono Trigger. Looks like a porcupine with a large frontal vagina.

...but beware that bucket in the corner.

by Matt June 29, 2004

ESP

A company that makes guitars and basses. Originally started as a custom guitar shop, they later started mass-producing certain styles. The cheaper, Korean-made models are refered to as ESP LTDs. ESP guitars are mostly custom made, but they still sell a few "base" models. They are mostly used by hard rock and nu metal bands such as Deftones, Cold, Ill Niño, Skinlab, etc.

Their custom made guitars are way too expensive for my tastes, but if you like them, hey, go for it. www.espguitars.com

by Matt August 12, 2004

etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.

Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.

by Matt March 8, 2005

alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.

Dude! That weed was ALPHA!

by matt October 16, 2004

ibk

Idiot Behind Keyboard; usually the cause of 99% of errors on computers.

An IBK error occured when Mary forgot to plug the computer in.

by Matt September 7, 2003

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one

by Matt February 7, 2005

Hood

For some reason, Americans say this when they mean to say bonnet

Pop the hood, er i mean bonnet

by Matt March 4, 2005