3 definitions by MADMAC777
Someone who , no matter what your talking about, has done the same thing, usually better. Also someone who knows everything and likes to critique everything you do despite the fact they can hardly function as human beings. Often times a coworker who knows everything "just ask them" except the fact that everyone calls him knowie behind his back
Worker1- do you know how to work this new machine?
Worker2- no but knowie just got here late and I'm sure he's gonna tell us
Worker2- no but knowie just got here late and I'm sure he's gonna tell us
by MADMAC777 August 7, 2016
The total jack ass that for some reason or another you settled on. Usually self-centered, arrogant, and quite simply never meets the needs of his spouse ... also spouses often report feelings of wanting to punch him in the face just from looking at him ....
by MADMAC777 July 21, 2017
Man1: I wuz late to work 3 days thiz week and the boss man hummed me anyway, yo...
Man2: straight up?
Man2: straight up?
by MADMAC777 August 7, 2016