2 definitions by MACHINE/POSTAL
1. a gay man who enjoys penetrating another man's ass and leaving his penis there for extended periods of time
my new neighbor just seems like such an ass camper, which is why, whenever he comes over, I guard my ass
by MACHINE/POSTAL October 20, 2008
The bass player from KoЯn. He tried releasing a rap album called Fieldy's Dreams, but it sucked donkey balls (sorry fieldy)
by MACHINE/POSTAL October 20, 2008