5 definitions by M1khale

sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

by M1khale June 10, 2016

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016

That time of the month where your girls vagina vomits a blood sacrifice to the pagan gods

Man, Rene's got that monthly vaginal discharge

by M1khale November 13, 2015

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again

James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic

by M1khale August 26, 2015

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

by M1khale May 25, 2016