M's definitions

guru

The Commodore AMIGA version of the "Blue Screen of Death". An error screen displayed on the AMIGA for which a reboot is the only recovery.

I was just about to save my file when the computer gurud and I had to reboot.

by M February 4, 2005

5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004

Vujade

like nothing you have ever seen or felt before

entirely new experience

by M November 25, 2003

sprog

1. derogative term for an unpleasent child.

2. illigitimate offspring

by M May 13, 2003

skillet

a term which refers to being in the sack with two or more people, ususally happening after excessive drinking and or drug use

"Jamie come join us in the skillet!!"
"Hey everybody, lets go home and get in the skillet!!"
"Willy in the skillet"

by M December 29, 2004

WONGERS

Deustch bags that worship the faggot minnesota vikings. They like it hard up the butt. They like to have sexual intercourse with their "cousins".

MSWONG is a WONGER.

by M December 14, 2003

Kast's Vagina

Guys named Raf only wish they could have a vagina as cool as this.

My name is Raf, and I'm jealous of Kast's Vagina, aka Majinchick.

by M March 15, 2003