Lydia's definitions

yard

the female genitalia

my milkshake brings all the boys to yard, and they're like it's bettathan yours, damn right it's betta than yours

by Lydia November 21, 2003

el beanio

when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!

emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.

(5 minutes later)

emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!

by lydia December 29, 2003

trug

trug is "rug" with a "T"

as emma and lydia were walking down the hallway emma randomly started laughing and yelled out "TRUG IS RUG WITH A 'T'!!!" they both started laughing histerically confusing most everyone in the hall. (this could be caused by many things including: drugs, alcahol, or brain damage... no one is quite sure what it really is!)

by lydia December 29, 2003

stevie ray vaughn

recorded an even better version of little wing. i would never say this about anything else, but he made jimi hendrix(aka god) look like a FOOL on that one!

SRV's version of "Little Wing" originally by Jimi Hendrix is the SHIT

by lydia May 31, 2004

crack migit

Just as it says. It refers to a migit on crack.

It is used as a term to describe one's absurd actions.

Tina! You stupid crack migit. Stop stealing muh' cheese crackers!

by Lydia April 8, 2005

Salesy

pizza faced lying little bitch who lyes about stuff

god, she is such a salesy

by Lydia April 26, 2004

walk of shame

When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.

After a night of partying and excessive drinking Cheryl woke up god-knows where with an unknown man beside her and in a fit of regret gathered her belongings as quickly and quietly as possible and crept from the man's home in what is known as the walk of shame.

by Lydia September 28, 2004