Lydia's definitions

YFT

You F**king Tumor

That causes suffering, YFT.

by Lydia March 30, 2023

yiddish

1.) Totally awesome language that is a combination of german and hebrew. Has contributed words such as: "bagel," "nudnik," "mishmash" "schmuck" to our everyday vocabulary.
2) the perfect language to insult people, paticuarly goyem.

"Oy Vey (woe is me) my boychick (darling son)is all ferblungit (mixed up) he acts like such a nebbish (loser)and shlemiel (weakling) he lost all his money to that gonif (theif) of a stockbroker. Oh woe is me!

by Lydia July 4, 2003

random

saying or doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with whats going on at the time. or something very stupid that makes no sense...

1. i like turkey dipped in bannana cream pie. can i like ur itch? sure y not, i like monkeys too! for real?! i thought strawberries were red!!! thanks bob...

2. Lydia and Emma

by lydia December 29, 2003

Alex Kapranos

A very talented young guitarist/singer/fashion maestro/man from Scotland. Has crooked teeth that make him look even sexier. Is of Greek descent and has large collection of Striped Shirts. Kate Moss is after him but she's not going to succees; sadly he is with company already. He could be my company day ho ho ho chortle. No seriously, he's gorgeous and talented and sexy etc. till eternity.

Tall, floppy haired, nice cheek-boned man from Glaaaaaaaasgooooh who is shy but very cool. Plays music for girls to dance to.

by Lydia July 12, 2004

yard

the female genitalia

my milkshake brings all the boys to yard, and they're like it's bettathan yours, damn right it's betta than yours

by Lydia November 21, 2003

el beanio

when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!

emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.

(5 minutes later)

emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!

by lydia December 29, 2003

boychika

a boy who is too cute for words.

a boy who likes to take pictures of himself in a soldier's jacket making the saluting position with his hands on a saturday night.

john cochran also known as rivers is a boychika.

a hot boychika, if i do say so myself. ;)

by Lydia March 6, 2004