Lydia's definitions

spazmatron

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.

You're such a spazmatron!

by lydia July 13, 2004

el beanio

when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!

emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.

(5 minutes later)

emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!

by lydia December 29, 2003

yard

the female genitalia

my milkshake brings all the boys to yard, and they're like it's bettathan yours, damn right it's betta than yours

by Lydia November 21, 2003

poopsie

Another word for fart

Oopsie, I did a poopsie.

by Lydia April 20, 2005

Lydia

Lydia is the coolest and best person in the whole wide world. She is hot and you know it.

Whoa! Look at Lydia! Dat bitch is fIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIne!

by Lydia May 31, 2004

dog waffle

Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.

Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.

by Lydia April 9, 2005

sunny

a insult after the other party says something stupid

You just pulled off a sunny!

by lydia February 15, 2005