11 definitions by Lulu Bean

When you get kicked in the balls so hard, your nuts are the size of apples
*gets kicked in the balls*

F*ck, I got some apballs right now!
by Lulu Bean March 7, 2022
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When you drop a huge ass duce, and you wipe your ass, but there's nothing on the toilet paper. (so you end up wiping at least 5 more times to make sure, cuz u don't want swamp ass)

It's like magic. You shot it out .... and then it's gone
*has poopdini*

Wow, must be my lucky day. I'm gonna play the lottery!
by Lulu Bean March 7, 2022
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A random word or phrase that gets uttered out without thinking, but makes total sense. Usually used by smart-asses.
Daughter: “You really disappoint me sometimes.”

Dad: “It’s not my fault your disappointed in my thinkingisms”
by Lulu Bean January 30, 2022
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When someone is so fat that when they look up, it looks like they have a pack of franks (hot dogs) on the back of their neck.
Person 1: how fat is they?

Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.
by Lulu Bean March 7, 2022
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The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter.

Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.
I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.
by Lulu Bean March 10, 2023
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The feeling when you get kicked in the balls so hard you can feel it in your adams apple.
I got kicked so hard, i felt like I got adams apballs.
by Lulu Bean March 7, 2022
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When you blow into your tuba so hard that you shit your pants ( and ur eyeballs almost pop out of your head).
I shitubaed myself yesterday trying to blow into my clogged tuba
by Lulu Bean March 7, 2022
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