Luke's definitions

sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man

caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.

by Luke April 21, 2004

futurama

Set in the future, where robots humans and aliens live together.

Benders Most used words:
1.Ass
2.Dafodile
3.shiny
4.my
5.bite
6.pimpmobile
7.chump
8.chumpette

by Luke April 24, 2005

spliff

a cigarette comprising of a mixture of tobacco from a pouch or straight and the ganja of your choice. This is then rolled preferably in a king sized lightweight slim Rizla with roach.

sensi is weed, and weed is ganja man.
ganja my weed, and weed is marajuana.

by luke February 1, 2004

emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

by luke April 8, 2005

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 9, 2003

lamped

To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.

"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003