Luke's definitions

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 9, 2003

t and a

tits and ass

Let's join Tae-Bo and get some T and A!

by Luke April 2, 2003

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man

caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.

by Luke April 21, 2004

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.

I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.

by Luke March 25, 2004

dilettante

A person prone to become mildly involved with or superficially interested in various subjects instead of developing any specific skill or knowledge to its fullest. Often used to describe amateur or wanna-be artists.

John, a dilettante who played seven muscial instruments, couldn't get a spot in the school band because he didn't play any single instrument well.

by Luke August 23, 2004