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Bread Box

A bread box is the sexual act of shoving a rolled up slice of natural home-made bread inside your partners vagina, allowing her juices to soak into the bread, while at the same time jerking the bread back and forth to pleasure her, then pulling out the bread and eating it.
I built a time machine, then went back in time and gave Marylin Monroe a bread box.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010
mugGet the Bread Boxmug.

Ball Park

When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.
Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?

Travis: Yes.........

Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010
mugGet the Ball Parkmug.

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