A poorly funded attempt at education, planned out by the government. First, every student there is an ass. Generally inconsiderate, make really gay-as-shit jokes, and pretend to get high off of blunts wrapped from post-it notes. Second, the classic beast, homework. This shit is almost undefinable, it has no weaknesses, and you *have* to do it, or else, as the "teachers" say, you're fucked. Third, the girls. These are the ones that add drama to bullshit, reward each other for shit they didn't do, make too much fucking noise, sing shitty songs nobody listens to, and always say, "It's cold in here!". Fuck you.
Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.
Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.
Girl: Man, it is like, freezing in here!
Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here!
Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.)
Girl: What's that smell?
BOOM!
Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit?
God I hate school.
Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here!
Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.)
Girl: What's that smell?
BOOM!
Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit?
God I hate school.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 18, 2010
Get the Schoolmug. Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 21, 2010
Get the Humansmug. When your zit gets so huge and then gets infected so that it represents a large, pus leaking, granny smith apple.
Travis: Hey man, look at this huge zit on my face.........
Me: Holy shit Travis, that's a pus yucky pus apple you're carryin'!
Travis: Damn.
Me: Holy shit Travis, that's a pus yucky pus apple you're carryin'!
Travis: Damn.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 06, 2010
Get the Yucky Pus Applemug.