LuigiXmission.420's definitions

sub-suburban

Not exactly suburban, yet not exactly rural. An example of a sub-suburban area is like there are houses every 300 feet, corn fields, one farm, wide horse pastures, prairies, one Walmart, a couple of paved roads, possibly a highway, two or three schools, and a McDonald's. All within an area of at least 100 square miles.

John: God dammit, I live in a suburban area.

Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!

John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!

Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!

John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!

Kate: Thanks daddy!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 25, 2010

childhood

The best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? It is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.

When I was 6 I was king of childhood. I rode on my air gorilla in the wavy grass in the sunlight each noon. I used to ride on my grandpa's tractor to the farmer's market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. Now, I'm 13, and it's shit. My house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are cunts, all because I'm not 4 years old anymore.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010

Ball Park

When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.

Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?

Travis: Yes.........

Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010