Luigi's definitions

size large

Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.

Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.

"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."

President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.

by Luigi August 8, 2004

hard core

musical attitude or style or genre showing no compromises with approching reality. a direct way of expressing ideas through powerfull walls of sound and an agressive lyric style.

hard core music.
that man is the hard core of his office.

by luigi November 27, 2003

wee woo

Something some guy named White Ape made up. The true meaning is unknown. Reserchers suggest it means "I want to get in your pants."

wee woo Luigi, wee woo

by Luigi March 18, 2004

GTVA

Galactic Terran-Vasudan Alliance


The governing body in Freespace 2.

by Luigi February 24, 2003

MTV

Empty-Vee, or television entirely devoid and empty of any redeeming value, except to the corporate megalopolies who profit by selling plastic loaded with idiotic blather passing for music (which it ain't, see rap or hop-hop ) and a lot of cheezekake as "music" to the undiscerning masses of youth

Boris and Guldina watched hours of MTV until their mother Galena pulled the plug. "Stupid kidniks!" she ranted, "Don't you know that in Soviet Russia, MTV watches YOU?"

by Luigi August 12, 2004

Luigi

He's a mean green fighting machine. Mario's younger and under-rated brother. Everyone thinks he's cooler than mario. He jumps higher, he's not a fatass, He sucks up ghosts with his trusty dusty polturgust 3000. All Mario can do is run a bit faster. What good is that? He's a fatass too because he's been eating too many pizzas.

"Omigosh Mario is soooo coooool!"
"Fuck Mario! He had to be rescued by his brother TWICE. What the fuck has he done for him?"
"You're right... Omigosh Luigi is soooo coooool!"

*Mario gets captured* "Help me Luigi!"
"Fuck-a-you You piece of-a-shit you a-deserve it. I'm not a-saving your ass again."

by Luigi June 19, 2006

busycheeker

The top or dominant partner in a gay pair. Both he and the busycheekee are engaging in the art of busycheekistry

Bruce was a leather-bar hopping busycheeker looking for some fresh meat.

by Luigi July 11, 2004