Luigi's definitions

Clippers

Professional basketball team. Best team in the National Basketball Association (NBA).

Jump on the bandwagon and route for the best! The Los Angeles Clippers are the team of the future.

by Luigi May 12, 2004

infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

by Luigi March 24, 2004

Mad Bomber

Origins: University of Michigan dorms

A game where the participants swing from the toilet stall doors and attempt to place a turd into the bowl while swinging back and forth. 2 points for a turd landing in the toilet. Negative (-2) points for turds landing on the floor.

The students had a great game of Mad Bomber going in the dorm lavatory, but when they awoke from a drunken stupor on Monday (with varying degrees of hangover) they were appalled at the stench. So they opted to use the women's lavatory until the women got annoyed and drove them out by swinging their hairdryers as a sort of bolo weapon at the invading males. It wasn't pretty.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

by Luigi August 10, 2004

wee woo

Something some guy named White Ape made up. The true meaning is unknown. Reserchers suggest it means "I want to get in your pants."

wee woo Luigi, wee woo

by Luigi March 18, 2004

MTV

Empty-Vee, or television entirely devoid and empty of any redeeming value, except to the corporate megalopolies who profit by selling plastic loaded with idiotic blather passing for music (which it ain't, see rap or hop-hop ) and a lot of cheezekake as "music" to the undiscerning masses of youth

Boris and Guldina watched hours of MTV until their mother Galena pulled the plug. "Stupid kidniks!" she ranted, "Don't you know that in Soviet Russia, MTV watches YOU?"

by Luigi August 12, 2004

GTVA

Galactic Terran-Vasudan Alliance


The governing body in Freespace 2.

by Luigi February 24, 2003