Luigi's definitions

GMC

Grody
Musty
Car

GMCs suck

by Luigi May 13, 2003

Blinky

A 3-eyed mutant fish created by toxic waste spewed out of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Wow! Blinky has 3 eyes!

by Luigi July 24, 2003

Mad Bomber

Origins: University of Michigan dorms

A game where the participants swing from the toilet stall doors and attempt to place a turd into the bowl while swinging back and forth. 2 points for a turd landing in the toilet. Negative (-2) points for turds landing on the floor.

The students had a great game of Mad Bomber going in the dorm lavatory, but when they awoke from a drunken stupor on Monday (with varying degrees of hangover) they were appalled at the stench. So they opted to use the women's lavatory until the women got annoyed and drove them out by swinging their hairdryers as a sort of bolo weapon at the invading males. It wasn't pretty.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

by Luigi August 10, 2004

Chip butty

Britishism: A french-fried potato on white bread sandwich (I am not kidding.)

Neville was feeling punk after losing a football wager, so he nipped up to his flat and made a chip butty to assuage his depression.

by Luigi July 9, 2004

yurt

Noun: A round tent, supported by wood lattice on the sides, with a smoke exit hole on top and made of cloth, leather or felt. Home to Mongolians and Californian hippies (but not together.)

Tree-man begged Rainbow to move in with him into his yurt that he build himself in northern California. Things were romantic and rosy until Tree-man got narked by some neighbors who were becoming suspicious of some ferny plants growing in greenhouse. He pleaded medical necessity, but he got 10 years manditory sentence from the judge and Rainbow had to hock the yurt to pay his legal fees. Now she's working as a piercing technician at the local mall.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

malignorant

Lower Midwest slang: contraction of being malignant AND ignorant all at the same time.

Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.

by Luigi July 12, 2004