Tanga

Tanga, like thong or butt floss, a thin strap-like undergarment that shows more than it covers.

The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

by Luigi March 24, 2004

Clippers

Professional basketball team. Best team in the National Basketball Association (NBA).

Jump on the bandwagon and route for the best! The Los Angeles Clippers are the team of the future.

by Luigi May 12, 2004

tootz

V.trans: To light something on fire.

Albert tootzed up the grill and he and his friends barbecued a few bratwursts and knocked back some brewskis. Life was good in Milwaukee. Or WAS, until the attack of the seven-foot Japanese beetles ruined their cookout.

"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.

"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"

But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

note to self

"I must remind myself"

Note to self, as in "Note to self, remember never to proposition women in bars who have with tattoos AND piercings AND crew cuts. "

by Luigi July 09, 2004

King of Flop

Nickname for Vlade Divac.

Vlade Divac's reputation for flopping on the basketball court has earned him the nickname King of Flop.

by Luigi July 21, 2004

oodee

A word meaning a colossal, massive and very tight bear hug. Originates in Alberton, South Africa.

Give me an oodee. Come get an oodee. I oodee you anyway.

by Luigi March 20, 2005