Luigi's definitions

Mad Bomber

Origins: University of Michigan dorms

A game where the participants swing from the toilet stall doors and attempt to place a turd into the bowl while swinging back and forth. 2 points for a turd landing in the toilet. Negative (-2) points for turds landing on the floor.

The students had a great game of Mad Bomber going in the dorm lavatory, but when they awoke from a drunken stupor on Monday (with varying degrees of hangover) they were appalled at the stench. So they opted to use the women's lavatory until the women got annoyed and drove them out by swinging their hairdryers as a sort of bolo weapon at the invading males. It wasn't pretty.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

Tanga

Tanga, like thong or butt floss, a thin strap-like undergarment that shows more than it covers.

The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

Pwe

Burmese (yeah, yeah, Myanmar): A dance festival, Canival of the Spirit Soul, danced by a Kadaw, who can be a cross dresser. The skilled Pwe dancer can move each buttock independently. The dance is to appease a spirit called a Nat.

Colonel Smythe-Jones took his guests to see the Pwe dancers in colonial Burma, but the ladies were shocked at seeing a dancer jiggle her buttocks at the audience. One of them fainted, but the rest of the women had something more interesting than "It was hot, blazing hot" to put in their letters home to England.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

ry ry

Nickname for famous DJ, American Idol Star, and host of his own show Ryan Seacrest.

We were very sad to hear our dear Ry Ry has left Star 98.7. Then we heard about the last days of Rick Dees. How could anyone go on? We were thrilled when Ry Ry took over Rick Dees slot on 102.7 KIIS FM.

by Luigi March 4, 2004

cugly

Cugly is Cute + Ugly (like fugly) Similar to the French "belle-laid" which is "beautiful-ugly."

Though Marissa didn't like dogs, she couldn't resist adopting her boyfriend Lester's shar pei when he was unexpectedly asked to be a guest of the State and had to give up the pooch. Fideaux was cugly with his wrinkly face and corrugated neck, and Marissa found she loved the rascal as much as that scamp Lester who was doing 10 to 15 for internet scamming old ladies out of their retirement pensions.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

blowhole

asshole or anus; your sphincter

He had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole after getting a bad icecube in Mexico.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

oodee

A word meaning a colossal, massive and very tight bear hug. Originates in Alberton, South Africa.

Give me an oodee. Come get an oodee. I oodee you anyway.

by Luigi March 20, 2005