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Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.
by Luigi July 12, 2004
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Get the cold one mug.Instead of the customary spotted dick, Neville requested a jam roly for his birthday feast. But Mummy decided to make a steamed treacle pud and so no one was happy.
by Luigi July 9, 2004
Get the roly mug."What Would Rory Gilmore Do?" When there is a difficult path ahead in life, ask yourself this question, and all will be good. This is a spin of WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) based on the Gilmore Girls series on The WB.
Oh my gosh! I've moved to college, but I miss mommy so much. WWRGD? Ahh, thats it... Rory would go home to mom and have a series of bad dialogues about nothing.
by Luigi May 18, 2004
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Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
by Luigi August 8, 2004
Get the size large mug.A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.
by Luigi July 9, 2004
Get the feature creep mug.Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.
Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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