Luigi's definitions

cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

by Luigi August 10, 2004

Mad Bomber

Origins: University of Michigan dorms

A game where the participants swing from the toilet stall doors and attempt to place a turd into the bowl while swinging back and forth. 2 points for a turd landing in the toilet. Negative (-2) points for turds landing on the floor.

The students had a great game of Mad Bomber going in the dorm lavatory, but when they awoke from a drunken stupor on Monday (with varying degrees of hangover) they were appalled at the stench. So they opted to use the women's lavatory until the women got annoyed and drove them out by swinging their hairdryers as a sort of bolo weapon at the invading males. It wasn't pretty.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

cold one

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

by Luigi February 24, 2003

b school

B school can stand for "business school" or bride school.

Business school is where students obtain MBA's in the hopes of high paying jobs for dot.coms, where they will cash out their stock at age 35 and retire to Palm Beach. Oh yeah.

Bride School, or the School for Etiquette and Wisdom is where Korean gals go to learn how to be submissive, never giving orders to the husband, and not walking around in strapless mules that clack and disturb their elders. See h school for the male equivalent of bride school.

Part of the prenuptual agreement was that Karen attend Bride School and learn to bake pies, make sweaters and how to gracefully open and deliver a cold one while looking demur and sexy.

by Luigi August 10, 2004

AI

Anal Insert

Mommy, can I buy that AI? I think it should plug up quiet nicely up Bill's Bum.

by Luigi May 19, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

feature creep

A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.

The program was delayed nine months by constant feature creep.

by Luigi July 9, 2004