Luigi's definitions

sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

by Luigi February 8, 2005

malignorant

Lower Midwest slang: contraction of being malignant AND ignorant all at the same time.

Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

oodee

A word meaning a colossal, massive and very tight bear hug. Originates in Alberton, South Africa.

Give me an oodee. Come get an oodee. I oodee you anyway.

by Luigi March 20, 2005

note to self

"I must remind myself"

Note to self, as in "Note to self, remember never to proposition women in bars who have with tattoos AND piercings AND crew cuts. "

by Luigi July 9, 2004

infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

by Luigi March 24, 2004

Clippers

Professional basketball team. Best team in the National Basketball Association (NBA).

Jump on the bandwagon and route for the best! The Los Angeles Clippers are the team of the future.

by Luigi May 12, 2004

Diflucous of the blowhole

Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter

After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.

by Luigi July 12, 2004