Luigi's definitions

klondike

A cloned lesbian child; a lesbian daughter parthenogenically produced without male sperm, employing the technique of cloning a human cell into a human egg.

Eschewing the turkey baster, Melissa and Ellen sought the services of a tissue culture laboratory to produce a klondike.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

Tanga

Tanga, like thong or butt floss, a thin strap-like undergarment that shows more than it covers.

The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

Pwe

Burmese (yeah, yeah, Myanmar): A dance festival, Canival of the Spirit Soul, danced by a Kadaw, who can be a cross dresser. The skilled Pwe dancer can move each buttock independently. The dance is to appease a spirit called a Nat.

Colonel Smythe-Jones took his guests to see the Pwe dancers in colonial Burma, but the ladies were shocked at seeing a dancer jiggle her buttocks at the audience. One of them fainted, but the rest of the women had something more interesting than "It was hot, blazing hot" to put in their letters home to England.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

cugly

Cugly is Cute + Ugly (like fugly) Similar to the French "belle-laid" which is "beautiful-ugly."

Though Marissa didn't like dogs, she couldn't resist adopting her boyfriend Lester's shar pei when he was unexpectedly asked to be a guest of the State and had to give up the pooch. Fideaux was cugly with his wrinkly face and corrugated neck, and Marissa found she loved the rascal as much as that scamp Lester who was doing 10 to 15 for internet scamming old ladies out of their retirement pensions.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

blowhole

asshole or anus; your sphincter

He had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole after getting a bad icecube in Mexico.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

ry ry

Nickname for famous DJ, American Idol Star, and host of his own show Ryan Seacrest.

We were very sad to hear our dear Ry Ry has left Star 98.7. Then we heard about the last days of Rick Dees. How could anyone go on? We were thrilled when Ry Ry took over Rick Dees slot on 102.7 KIIS FM.

by Luigi March 4, 2004

infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

by Luigi March 24, 2004