53 definitions by Luigi

Tanga

Tanga, like thong or butt floss, a thin strap-like undergarment that shows more than it covers.

The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

malignorant

Lower Midwest slang: contraction of being malignant AND ignorant all at the same time.

Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.

by Luigi July 13, 2004

Vlade Divac

The King of Flop. So called center who falls to the ground with very little contact to draw a foul.

Vlade's defender sneezed on the other end of the court, and Vlade fell down causing the offical to call a foul.

by Luigi July 20, 2004

infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

by Luigi March 24, 2004

roly

English.

A jelly or Swiss roll; sponge cake rolled up with a jam or custard filling.

Instead of the customary spotted dick, Neville requested a jam roly for his birthday feast. But Mummy decided to make a steamed treacle pud and so no one was happy.

by Luigi July 9, 2004

cold one

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

by Luigi February 25, 2003