LudwigVan's definitions

chilito

1) Mexican Spanish slang for a small penis. 2) A former food item at Taco Bell, which was a chili and cheese burrito.

With that chilito, no wonder your wife left you, cabrón.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

chinga tu madre

Spanish for "fuck your mother".

¡Chinga tú madre, puto!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

amber fluid

Australian slang for beer.

Mike's had a bit too much amber fluid; he'll be chundering soon.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Crackdonald's

McDonald's (restaurant). See crack, McDonald's.

I'm too tired to cook; I'll just get some fries and a Big Crack from Crackdonald's.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

ureedy

Urethra, as pronounced by Cotton Hill.

My boy's got a narrow ureedy!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

-stan

1) A suffix in the names of Asian Muslim nations and peoples, including former several Soviet republics and current republics of the Russian Federation: Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkestan, Tatarstan, Kurdistan. From Persian -stân "place". 2) A superfluous suffix to a place name in general: New Yorkistan, Californistan, Texastan.

Tashkent is the capital of Uzbekistan.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003