LudwigVan's definitions

Gummy

The artifically flavored and colored plastic-like material gummy bears (Haribos) are made of.

Is it highly concentrated gelatin, or a high-order petroleum polymer substance developed for NASA? Maybe they could use it to fix the damn Space Shuttles.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

caballo

Spanish: 1) horse 2) slang for heroin 3) Very rude slang for a feminine napkin.

Price check on a 4,000 pack of Stayfree Ultra Absorbent!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

woman

Leading cause of life in humans.

Jesus was born of a woman.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

suicide

1) The act of taking one's own life. 2) An ill-advised act causing irrevocable harm to one's reputation: political suicide, social suicide, intellectual suicide.

Comparing rape to bad traffic would be considered political suicide, especially considering women are consistently swing voters.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

pizda

Russian for vagina, cunt, pussy. Can also mean ass in expressions like dat' pizdy and poluchit' pizdy "to kick (someone's) ass".

Written ïèçäà in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

serial wife

A woman who gets married more than three times. See also Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Taylor.

He left his wife and the mother of his three children for a serial wife he met at church - herself recently divorced from a deacon.

by LudwigVan June 6, 2004

-x0r

In mid-90s hacker slang, a common superfluous ending to certain verbs: hax0r (or h4x0r), sex0r (or s3x0r), fux0r. Can be combined with other endings: fux0red.

j00 juss g0t h4x0r3d b1atch, ph33r my l33tness!

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003