LudwigVan's definitions

howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

oy vey

Yiddish for "oh woe", a Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.

Oy vey, it's Friday.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Egyptian

1) A person or thing from the northeast African nation of Egypt. Refers to the ancient people of the lower Nile Valley (Kemet) and their modern-day descendents, the Copts. Also the Nubians of Middle Egypt, the Berbers of Siwa in the western part of the country, or the Arabs who colonized the country shortly after the birth of Islam.

2) Either the ancient language of Egypt and its hieroglyphic script and its deriatives, or its latest form, Coptic, or the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, which has 'g' instead of 'j' and a glottal stop instead of 'q'.

3) A very old but well-preserved person.

4) Someone from a very far away place. See BFE.

1) Tutankhamun and Muhammad Ali were two famous Egyptian leaders.

2) The inscription is in a later form of Egyptian, written in hieratic script, which is simplified hieroglyphs.

3) Dick Clark is such an Egyptian.

4) Dude, we're lost. The people here are such Egyptians.

by LudwigVan October 4, 2004

genius

1) A person of exceptional intellect and creativity. 2) A person with an IQ score of at least 140. 3) A special talent or skill, or someone with such an ability. 4) In Roman mythology, a spiritual being or tutelary deity that can have a strong influence over others, much like the jinni in Islamic folklore.

Maybe George W. Bush is secretly a genius, but he's only pretending to be an idiot.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

shaytan

In Islam, a devil. See Satan.

Shaytan is the Arabic form of Satan, which comes from the closely-related Hebrew for "accuser" or "adversary".

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Ohio

The Florida of the 2004 Presidential Elections.

Florida had dimpled chads; Ohio has provisional ballots.

by LudwigVan November 3, 2004

buck six

A version of the fart game. When someone passes gas, say "buck six" before he says "no slugs", and you get to hit him hard on the arm.

Buck six!! *WHAM*

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003