LudwigVan's definitions

Excalibur

The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.

Honey, I'm off to find the Holy Grail and I'm taking Excalibur with me; call my cell if you need anything.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

amber fluid

Australian slang for beer.

Mike's had a bit too much amber fluid; he'll be chundering soon.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

orientalism

Study of Asian or Eastern history, culture, and people, from a Western perspective.

Orientalism is historically an expression of the curiosity of an imperialistic mindset, though this is becoming less so.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

horse

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.

Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

terrier

Someone who commits acts of terrierism.

According to Dubya.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003