LudwigVan's definitions

pareve

In Jewish dietary laws (see kosher), a food that contains neither meat nor dairy products, so it can be eaten with either meat or milk.

Mayonnaise is pareve, butter is not pareve, but milchig.

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

bruh

Another way of saying bro.

Made unpopular by Pauly Shore.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

smarcastic

A combination of smartass and sarcastic.

Don't be so smarcastic.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

by LudwigVan January 4, 2004

conlang

Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.

Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003