LudwigVan's definitions

haunted

The state a restroom/lavatory/toilet is in for a period of time (depending on ventilation), after someone has defecated within.

-- I gotta pee BAD dude.
-- Don't go in the bathroom, it's haunted.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

cagada

Spanish for "shit", "dookie", "poop"; literally the past participle of cagar, "to shit, defecate".

¡Es la cagada! "It's the shit!"

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

potty dance

The act of hopping repeatedly with the thighs pressed tightly together when one's bladder is full to avoid an involuntary release of urine.

Hurry up in there, I'm doing the potty dance here!

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Boombonics

The speech of Boomhauer of King of the Hill, which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of Arlen, Texas). The word groups "dang ol'" and "yeah man" are very common. From Boomhauer + Ebonics.

They must all speak Boombonics in Lufkin.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

by LudwigVan January 4, 2004