LudwigVan's definitions

siktir git

Turkish for "fuck off".

Siktir git!

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004

mealy mouth

Someone who speaks indirectly and bowdlerizes. One who beats around the bush.

The opposite of a "mealy mouth" is a "smash mouth", someone who "tells it like it is".

by LudwigVan February 1, 2005

buck six

A version of the fart game. When someone passes gas, say "buck six" before he says "no slugs", and you get to hit him hard on the arm.

Buck six!! *WHAM*

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

Ohio

The Florida of the 2004 Presidential Elections.

Florida had dimpled chads; Ohio has provisional ballots.

by LudwigVan November 3, 2004

Egyptian

1) A person or thing from the northeast African nation of Egypt. Refers to the ancient people of the lower Nile Valley (Kemet) and their modern-day descendents, the Copts. Also the Nubians of Middle Egypt, the Berbers of Siwa in the western part of the country, or the Arabs who colonized the country shortly after the birth of Islam.

2) Either the ancient language of Egypt and its hieroglyphic script and its deriatives, or its latest form, Coptic, or the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, which has 'g' instead of 'j' and a glottal stop instead of 'q'.

3) A very old but well-preserved person.

4) Someone from a very far away place. See BFE.

1) Tutankhamun and Muhammad Ali were two famous Egyptian leaders.

2) The inscription is in a later form of Egyptian, written in hieratic script, which is simplified hieroglyphs.

3) Dick Clark is such an Egyptian.

4) Dude, we're lost. The people here are such Egyptians.

by LudwigVan October 4, 2004

Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Big D

1) Dallas, Texas
2) divorce

I'm goin' through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
-- Mark Chesnutt, "Goin' Through the Big D"

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003