LudwigVan's definitions

caballo

Spanish: 1) horse 2) slang for heroin 3) Very rude slang for a feminine napkin.

Price check on a 4,000 pack of Stayfree Ultra Absorbent!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.

I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

Inuit

The proper term for Eskimos, a people who live in arctic Canada, Alaska USA and Greenland. Closely related to the Aleut. Also Inuktitut, the language of the Inuit, which has a very complex agglutinative grammar that can express entire sentences in a single long word.

(Inuit is plural, Inuk is singular.)

An example of Greenlandic Inuit:

Ataqqinassusermik inuup nammineq pigisaanik aammalu anooqatigiinnut ilaasortaasut tamarmik naligiimmik annaasassaanngitsumillu pisinnaatitaaffeqarnissaannik akuersissuteqarneq nunarsuarmi kiffaanngissuseqarnermut, naapertuilluarnermut eqqissinissamullu tunngaviummata...

"Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all members of the human family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world...""

(From the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights.)

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

Fundamentalist

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.

Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Gummy

The artifically flavored and colored plastic-like material gummy bears (Haribos) are made of.

Is it highly concentrated gelatin, or a high-order petroleum polymer substance developed for NASA? Maybe they could use it to fix the damn Space Shuttles.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

pizda

Russian for vagina, cunt, pussy. Can also mean ass in expressions like dat' pizdy and poluchit' pizdy "to kick (someone's) ass".

Written ïèçäà in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003