LudwigVan's definitions

Austin, TX

The capital of the state Texas, USA. Known as "Live Music Capital of the World". A liberal beacon of enlightenment in an otherwise ignorant state full of rednecks.

All the hippies got sick of San Francisco so they moved to Austin.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

rhythm method

A form of natural family planning involving abstaining from sex for a number of days each month, long promoted as the only acceptable form of contraception by the Catholic Church. Common side effects include pregnancy.

Withdrawal is actually a more effective form of birth control than the so-called "rhythm method".

by LudwigVan April 10, 2005

urdu

A mixed language spoken by Muslims of northern India and Pakistan, an official language in both countries. Considered by most linguists to be a dialect of Hindi.

Urdu has been vaguely described as combining Arabic script, Persian vocabulary and Hindi grammar.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

cult

One of the chief exports of the United States, examples being Pentecostalism, Southern Baptists, Pat Robertson, and key members of the Bush Administration.

The former USSR is learning fast that religious freedom can have a downside, thanks to the influx of various cults, most of which originate in the US.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003