LudwigVan's definitions

howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

golf course

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.

The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003