LudwigVan's definitions

Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

meyvn

Yiddish for expert. Also spelled "maven".

He's a real WordPerfect meyvn.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

cult

One of the chief exports of the United States, examples being Pentecostalism, Southern Baptists, Pat Robertson, and key members of the Bush Administration.

The former USSR is learning fast that religious freedom can have a downside, thanks to the influx of various cults, most of which originate in the US.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

bowling ball

An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

He performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004