Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.
Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.
Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'
*HAHAHAHAH*
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'
*HAHAHAHAH*
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
Get the insomniamug. For my description of the movie see Brandon Lee.
But i will say that it is the best fucking movie ever.
Brandon Lee should never have died, but what a way to die, shot by a dummy bullet on the set of the greatest movie ever!
Brandon Lee...so cute.
RIP Brandon...the crow will carry your soul
But i will say that it is the best fucking movie ever.
Brandon Lee should never have died, but what a way to die, shot by a dummy bullet on the set of the greatest movie ever!
Brandon Lee...so cute.
RIP Brandon...the crow will carry your soul
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
Get the the crowmug. Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
Get the arseconsmug. another way of saying mummy.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.
Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.
Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
mumsy?? can i please, please borrow 20 quid....ill pay you back!
Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
Get the mumsymug. by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
Get the Lucy-fer in the sky with diamondsmug. Amazingly written but rather twisted british comedy.
Set in the town Royston Vasey with a subtly placed slogan on the sign which reads "Welcome to Royston Vasey, You'll Never Leave"
known for its strange resident local shop keepers Tubs and Edward...that have given birth to 'David' something that lives in the attic of their local shop. The local shop is only for local people and has become one of the most popular quotes from the show.
Also home to a transvestite taxi driver and owner of the 'Babs Cabs'
my favourite character is the travelling circus freak and door-to-door peg salesman Papa Lazarou.
He and his 'freaks' travel round asking if 'Mama Lazarou' can use the toilet, then barges into the homes of unsuspecting housewives home alone, calling them Dave along with most other people. He wont take no for an answer when repeatedly told that no Dave llives there.
He speaks in jibberish to his 'wife' and upon asking for the frightened housewife's wedding ring quotes the infamous line "You're my wife now"
The league of gentlemen or LOG as its affectionally called between my friends and i is one of the best and weirdest comedies to come out of Britain in recent years.
Set in the town Royston Vasey with a subtly placed slogan on the sign which reads "Welcome to Royston Vasey, You'll Never Leave"
known for its strange resident local shop keepers Tubs and Edward...that have given birth to 'David' something that lives in the attic of their local shop. The local shop is only for local people and has become one of the most popular quotes from the show.
Also home to a transvestite taxi driver and owner of the 'Babs Cabs'
my favourite character is the travelling circus freak and door-to-door peg salesman Papa Lazarou.
He and his 'freaks' travel round asking if 'Mama Lazarou' can use the toilet, then barges into the homes of unsuspecting housewives home alone, calling them Dave along with most other people. He wont take no for an answer when repeatedly told that no Dave llives there.
He speaks in jibberish to his 'wife' and upon asking for the frightened housewife's wedding ring quotes the infamous line "You're my wife now"
The league of gentlemen or LOG as its affectionally called between my friends and i is one of the best and weirdest comedies to come out of Britain in recent years.
"Are you...local?"
"I've only been taking these hormones a week and me nipples are like bullets!"
"Hello Dave?....You're my wife now"
"I've only been taking these hormones a week and me nipples are like bullets!"
"Hello Dave?....You're my wife now"
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
Get the league of gentlemenmug. something i cant get.
the physical state of unconciousness for the body to recover from its daily activities.
something clearly overlooked for INSOMNIACS like me.
all of you that can get the 's' word ...make the most of it cos you'll never understand the frustration of being totally wiped and not being able to fall asleep
the physical state of unconciousness for the body to recover from its daily activities.
something clearly overlooked for INSOMNIACS like me.
all of you that can get the 's' word ...make the most of it cos you'll never understand the frustration of being totally wiped and not being able to fall asleep
im an insomniac. all the definitions iv made on urbandictionary have been made past 1 in the morning....at the moment its 22 minutes past 5 in the morning. *sigh* and im knackered.
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
Get the sleepmug.