comdom

it isn't actually a word...the word is condom ....i dunno whether you missed the 'n' or you actually thought it was called that..but can i clear it up cos it pisses me off....
comdom = not a word...
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the bluetones

one of the best indie/punk/alt bands there are.
i cant believe there's no definitions for them on here!
so im gonna give them the definition they deserve.
such gorgeous music ranging from soft rock to almost folky type stuff, utterly unique.
Fronted by mark morriss who wrote my favourite poem of all time in the back cover of their 3rd album 'Science& Nature'.
Anyway...yeh fronted by Mark Morriss (or Big Mo)
his brother Scott Morriss , Adam Devlin and Eds Chesters.
Played near where i live in november....my brother went to see them and stole the set list off the stage...and went on the tour bus ....and met the band.
They write all of their own songs (why would they need covers when they're so damn awesome?)
Some of their most well known songs are 'Bluetonic', 'Are You Blue Or Are You Blind?', 'Marblehead Johnson' and 'Keep The Home Fires Burning'.
If you've never heard of The Bluetones then you deserve a slap but at least after reading this you now have!!
*Mark Morriss is a lyrical genius in his own right*
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scissor happy

Scissor happy is to be using scissors and then cut something up that you shouldn't (to get carried away)
related word- doodle happy
Why's this sign cut up?
Oh yeh i got a bit scissor happy
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pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...
Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...
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insomnia

Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.

Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'

*HAHAHAHAH*
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arsecons

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
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mumsy

another way of saying mummy.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.

Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
mumsy?? can i please, please borrow 20 quid....ill pay you back!

Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
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