Lucothefish's definitions

fial

The epitome of fail. Fail is used on the internet as an expression of disapproval, so failing to type fail correctly will often lead to subsequent ridicule and derision.

jim:You lost to an 8 year old on Halo? FIAL!
jim:uh-oh...
everyone else in the chat room: HA HA HA XD etc etc

by Lucothefish March 19, 2008

rrod

Internet shorthand for the Red Ring Of Death, the term used to describe hardware failure on the Xbox360, charcterised by three red lights around the power button.

Was gonna finish off my acheivements for GoW last night, but got rrod instead.

by lucothefish September 6, 2007

nasal sex

A way of saying "I don't know", as in "fuck knows"

Jim: Anything good on tonight?
Bob: Nasal sex
Jim: Nasal sex?
Bob: Fuck nose

by lucothefish October 16, 2007

Yoda me

A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.

Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.

by Lucothefish September 7, 2009

ginger pubes

Once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger pubes has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people. Some more esoteric variations include carrot crotch, red rug, rusty nuts and of course singing "ginger pubes, ginger pubes" to the tune of "Peggy sue". Can also be pronounced ginga poobs when the joke gets tired.

Phil: oi oi ginger pubes! how's it hanging?

Simon: not three bad mate, how's you now?

Phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): GINGER PUBES, GINGER PUBES, GINGER GINGER
GINGER G-G-GINGER PUBES, OH GINGER, YOU GINGER PU-U-UBES!"

Simon: I'm gonna stab you tonight.

Phil: Not with that sunburn you won't, carrot crotch!

by lucothefish August 16, 2006

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

System mover

A video game so good, people will buy the games console just to play it. System Movers are almost always exlusive to one console.

Nintendo's own games are often system movers

by Lucothefish March 31, 2009