Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.
Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.
by Lucothefish November 26, 2009
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Case Queen

A guitar that sees little or no play, it just sits in its case in immaculate condition.

Strangely the Case Queens are often the pride of a guitar collection, but they are kept from play (especially gigs) for fear of wear, damage or theft. Instead they are doomed to remain collector's items, trapped inside a velvet lined straight jacket in a climate controlled prison.
-Jeff's had that vintage Les Paul in his cupboard for 5 years and I haven't even seen him play it once, it's a total case queen

-Yeah, he'll play any of his guitars but that one
by lucothefish February 21, 2012
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OSW

Official scrabble words, words that are allowed to be used in the board game scrabble. There is a book published every few years of OSW's, relished by scrabble enthusiasts as a final authority in what can be used.
AJ: dude, driley ain't a word, you trippin!

Griff: It's in the OSW so fuck you'self bitch
by lucothefish August 15, 2006
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spunkwad

A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.
next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad
by lucothefish August 10, 2006
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Fancy meeting you here

1/ A genuine expression of surprise when you meet someone you know in an unexpected place
2/ A sarcastic greeting when you meet up with someone at a previously agreed destination.
by Lucothefish December 09, 2008
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nasal sex

A way of saying "I don't know", as in "fuck knows"
Jim: Anything good on tonight?
Bob: Nasal sex
Jim: Nasal sex?
Bob: Fuck nose
by lucothefish October 02, 2007
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Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.
I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.
by Lucothefish October 17, 2008
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