16 definitions by Lucothefish

OSW

Official scrabble words, words that are allowed to be used in the board game scrabble. There is a book published every few years of OSW's, relished by scrabble enthusiasts as a final authority in what can be used.

AJ: dude, driley ain't a word, you trippin!

Griff: It's in the OSW so fuck you'self bitch

by Lucothefish August 15, 2006

purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by Lucothefish September 21, 2006

Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

by Lucothefish October 17, 2008

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

System mover

A video game so good, people will buy the games console just to play it. System Movers are almost always exlusive to one console.

Nintendo's own games are often system movers

by Lucothefish November 20, 2008

nasal sex

A way of saying "I don't know", as in "fuck knows"

Jim: Anything good on tonight?
Bob: Nasal sex
Jim: Nasal sex?
Bob: Fuck nose

by Lucothefish October 2, 2007

Yoda me

A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.

Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.

by Lucothefish September 7, 2009