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Goth

As there are many definitions and stereotypes surrounding Goths, let me just put it this way:

My definition of "Goth"
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Goths are people who just be themselves. They don't wear black all the time. They aren't all depressed. They aren't all emo. Most of them don't shop at Hot Topic. They don't all have to listen to Gothic Rock. THEY AREN'T ALL SATANIC. They aren't all suicidal. They aren't all violent. Most of them laugh (and some of them laugh more than others). I could go on and on, correcting stereotypes, but I have a life, as all other Goths do (and what do you know, there goes another stereotype).
Poser: liek, oh my goth, hot topic is sooooooo goth!

Actual Goth: Hot Topic is a stereotypical 'goth' store that actually has nothing to do whatsoever with Gothic Fashion. Go ahead and shop there if you want, poser.

(Army of Chav Friends Surround Poser)

Chavs: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@ yo, 'choo hasslin 'im for, dawg? dat aint kool! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend

Actual Goth: Um... may I have a translation, please?

Chavs: Er... what?

Actual Goth: Tell me what you said in English, please.

Chavs: poser! ur nawt goth, dawg! u dont shop at hottopic or listen to marilyn manson or dress in all black or be violent or anythin!

Lead Chav: cmon, mah homies! lets blow this popsicle stand an pimp up the park! well leaf dis here poser to rot at dis dump!

Actual Goth (to self): I guess this is a case of "Monkey see, monkey do."
by Lucio Soph June 24, 2010
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Bricks

1) Usually red, rectangular prisms used for construction

2) An awesome song by Rise Against

3) What people shit after seeing a mindfuck

4) Some weed

5) Some other thing I can't think of right now
1) Those buildings are made out of bricks.

2) We're setting the fires to light the way! We're burning it all to begin again! With hope in our hearts, and bricks in our hands, we sing for change!

3) MINDFUCK: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

4) Dude, let's go smoke some bricks

5) Something to do with bricks.
by Lucio Soph September 1, 2010
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Care Bears on Fire

A great all-female Pop Punk child band trio. Used to have a boy, but was replaced with a girl. Sample songs are:
Everybody Else
Barbie Eat a Sandwhich
Met You On Myspace
Get Over It
Violet
Gym Class Haze
Person 1: Care Bears on Fire sucks.
Person 2: @@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ spam @@@@@@@ i haet u @@@@@@ whaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Jeez, it's just an opinion
Person 2: IDC!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@ defend more@@@@@@@@@@@@ more spam @@@@@@@@@@@@
Person 3: Jeez, I like them, but not enough to whine that much about it.
by Lucio Soph June 21, 2010
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Suicidal thoughts

A common side-effect on medicine commercials.
(more side-effects)...suicidal thoughts or actions...(more side-effects)

1:Not getting that medicine.
by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010
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Harry Potter

1) In my opinion, the best series of books ever written. Sorry, Twilight fangirls, but it's true. Often compared to the Lord of the Rings, though commonly compared for the wrong reason. I compare them because they are the best and second best series of books ever written.
2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are:

1. Goblet of Fire
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone
6. Order of the Phoenix

Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome.
3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.
1)
Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC!
Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight?
2)
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!uno!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT 4EVER!!!!!unooneunoeleventyoneuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot.
3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG!!!! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EDWARD 4EVER!!!!!!!11!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!
Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.
by Lucio Soph June 25, 2010
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Dream On

Every time that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face are getting clearer
The past is gone
It went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

Yeah, I know nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life
Is in books' written pages
Lived and learned from fools and
From sages
You know it's true
All the things come back to you

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away, yeah

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream until the dream comes true
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream until your dream comes true
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away...
by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
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Your City

Something Urban Dictionary keeps bugging us to look up.
There, now you can look up your city. Happy?
by Lucio Soph December 6, 2010
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