Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Louis K

earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.

In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.

by Louis K April 11, 2005

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footballer

Stereotypical high-school football player- huge, uncoordinated, toneless muscles, heavy drinker, hosts lots of parties which are so boring that everyone has to drink heavily to amuse themselves, usually has poor grades.

Guy: Our school has a lot of football players, but only a few of them are real Footballers.

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Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!

by Louis K June 3, 2005

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Whopp

Whopp, or Whepp, is a word formed from the combination of the words whore and prep. A whopp is the sort of girl who will constantly go to footballers' parties to get drunk and have sex.

Also known as Po's.

Typical JCA person: Hey girl, what happened to your arm?
Typical JCA Whopp: I went to my boyfriend's party and it was my first time drinking and I was allergic to beer and I passed out and they called the ambulance but the cops came and we all got busted and my boyfriend broke my arm because he was pissed.

by Louis K June 3, 2005

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