Louis's definitions

professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's

Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90

by Louis January 13, 2006

Fence Jumper

An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.

You fence jumpin landscaper, Go mow my lawn!

by Louis December 10, 2004

vampirela

woman of less than pure virtue

At the club the other night, there was this real vampirela. She had 2 guys in her hands and one from behind, all this on the dancefloor.

by louis October 16, 2001

r0x

1. Something good. (From rocks)
2. The things inside lame ppls heads.

1. Man! that movie r0x!
2. He's got r0x in his head.

by louis October 23, 2001

bullshit

1. Faecies from a cow/bull.
2. Something that isnt right/tue/fair etc.

1. Looks like bullshit to me.
2. What a load of bullshit!

by louis October 16, 2001

screwed

1. Very drunk. (see also fadedpissedrootedcomatoseparaleticspastic)

Person 1:Hey, how was your weekend?
Person 2:Brilliant! I got screwed friday night.

by louis October 17, 2001

Lickity

To sexually gratify with a table tennis bat.

Oh baby, give me some Lickity.

by louis October 16, 2001