Louis's definitions

wirral

Peninsula opposite Liverpool

The Liverpool ferry visits Wirral every hour.

by Louis June 28, 2003

smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

by louis October 22, 2001

we need to talk

Is your clue that you need to act quick.
If you're good you'll beable to dump her before she dumps you.
If you're really good, you'll fuck her first and then dump her before she wants to cuddle.

-Situation A-
Woman: We need to tal...
Man: (interupting) I've been thinking, and ... you're a slut. And I want your sister.

-Situation B-
Woman: We need to talk.
Man: That sounds wonderful. I have been planning to have you come over to my place and to cook you a candle lit meal.
The Plan: Pick her up and take her to your place (she'll feel dependent on you and won't break up b/c she needs a ride home). Suck it up and cook something she likes. Include wine, cucumbers and good n plentys (they'll all make her horny). After dinner play some good music. By then the wine will be kicking in and she'll be doubting her earlier plans and you can work your stuff. It'll be some of the best sex you'll have b/c she'll have been through a bunch of woman emotional stuff. She'll most-likely be on top too. Once your done with firsts and possibly seconds. Tell her you need to take her home so you can get to work tomorrow. Dump her at her door step. Do not back down and keep seeing her. If you do, she'll dump you for sure in 4-7 days.
Peace and happy masterbating.

by Louis January 25, 2004

asl

lame thing to say if your a clueless newbie. Stands for Age Sex Location.

Hi, im after netsex asl?

by louis October 17, 2001

Domino Kidd

The coolest person on the planet. He could kill a ninja with a flick of his pinky. He could kill a pirate with the smell of his breath. He could kill God if he wanted to!

"yo Domino Kidd, I wish you would stop kicking my ass in this game."

by Louis January 19, 2004

pepper

1. A seasoning.
2. What you have if you _VERY_ lucky on your meat.

1. Pepper and salt.
2. Id like some Pepper.

by louis October 17, 2001

YAY!

Used as a conversation place hoder. ie when you cant think of anything else to say. (usually with little or no emotion - to confirm that you were listening)

Person1: ...and so thats how i came to have a ferret up my clacker.
Person2: yay.

by louis October 17, 2001