Lou Stenspayce's definitions

ital

a type of cooking practiced by rastafarians.

Traditional Ital cooking involves the cooking of stews without the use of extra salt. Ital meals are prepared using wooden utensils and earthenware cookware.

They are usually wholly vegetarian, although I am not sure if fish is considered Ital.

The rastafarian kept to a strict ital diet.

by Lou Stenspayce December 18, 2003

ted nugent

1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.

Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.

by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003

crackhead shuffle

The distinctive herky-jerky gait of a crackhead. Usually both sad and hilarious at the same time.

Tyrone was high on crack and doing the crackhead shuffle down to the Presidio Liquor store to buy some newports and jokers.

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

dartmouth

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.

Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.

by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Flying pig

A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.

I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.

by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003

Salty

Adj.

Used in reference to offensive or not-safe-for church language.

Probably originated due to the opinion/stereotype? that sailors swear a lot.

I asked him if that was his wife's car and he called me a bunch of curse words. Damn that was some salty language!

by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003