Lou Stenspayce's definitions

Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

dartmouth

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.

Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.

by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

crackhead shuffle

The distinctive herky-jerky gait of a crackhead. Usually both sad and hilarious at the same time.

Tyrone was high on crack and doing the crackhead shuffle down to the Presidio Liquor store to buy some newports and jokers.

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

Flying pig

A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.

I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.

by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003

taconic parkway

Crazy no-trucks allowed road leading north out of NYC that pre-dates the interstate highway system in america.

Originally comissioned by FDR when he was governor of NY state so he could get from Manhattan to his house in the Adarondack (sp?) area in half the time.

Narrow as all hell, no sholder, cops pull you over onto the grass next to the trees.

Extremely fun to drive really, really fast at night.
Has evil drainage grates in the left hand lane that will knock your car out of alignment.

A quicker way to get out of NYC to New Hampshire/VT. if you want to avoid evil I-95.

I nearly wrapped my car around a tree going 90 on the Taconic. It was rad.

by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003

axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

ital

a type of cooking practiced by rastafarians.

Traditional Ital cooking involves the cooking of stews without the use of extra salt. Ital meals are prepared using wooden utensils and earthenware cookware.

They are usually wholly vegetarian, although I am not sure if fish is considered Ital.

The rastafarian kept to a strict ital diet.

by Lou Stenspayce December 18, 2003