Lou Stenspayce's definitions

ital

a type of cooking practiced by rastafarians.

Traditional Ital cooking involves the cooking of stews without the use of extra salt. Ital meals are prepared using wooden utensils and earthenware cookware.

They are usually wholly vegetarian, although I am not sure if fish is considered Ital.

The rastafarian kept to a strict ital diet.

by Lou Stenspayce December 18, 2003

grimbo

combination of two words: Grim, meaning ugly. And Bimbo, meaning a girl with loose moral character and less than average intelligence.

I drank twenty beers last night and woke up with some horrible grimbo next to me in bed.

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

crackhead shuffle

The distinctive herky-jerky gait of a crackhead. Usually both sad and hilarious at the same time.

Tyrone was high on crack and doing the crackhead shuffle down to the Presidio Liquor store to buy some newports and jokers.

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

henry earl

Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark.com) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.

Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.

by Lou Stenspayce January 8, 2004

knee beads

The really wide guage beads (each "bead" is about the size of a baseball) that people get on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

Knee beads...because that's what you have to do to earn them...get on your knees.

Jenny got a set of knee beads and a shot in the back of the mouth at the corner of Bourbon and Bienville.

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

bridge and tunnel posse

Girls who live in Jersey, the Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn or worse Long Island who go into Manhattan on the weekend for clubbing. The term primarily refers to girls from Jersey or LI.

Bridge and Tunnel because that is their mode of transportation into/out of the island. Posse because they frequently travel in large packs.

Jenny's ripped jeans and Springsteen t-shirt gave her away as a member of the Bridge and Tunnel posse.

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003