Lottylula's definitions

Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

by Lottylula December 9, 2008

Eclipse

A car that trashy young women love to drive. Usually accented with a bumper sticker that says either 'I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch' or 'Princess'... either one accented with glitter, of course.

"I drive an Eclipse, and I've had the clap twice"

by Lottylula May 20, 2008

Chrysler 300

A car only the truly ghetto aspire to drive.

"Someone needs to tell that guy in the Chrysler 300 that it's not a real Bentley"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.

Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

Sushi

Something people eat to look cool.

"I ate some Sushi, then I went to Starbucks. I am so enlightened and way cool. Hey, let's go watch An Inconvenient Truth! Al Gore is the BEST!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

Killeen

A place where people's car payments usually equal more then their house payment, ghettoness is seen as respectable, all the houses look EXACTLY the same, the mall is scary, there are 20 billion places to eat but every one of them is always packed because there's nothing better to do, and the locals feed off enlisted Army members and their families like parasites.

"So I was in Killeen yesterday, and I couldn't get over how ghetto it was"

by Lottylula May 20, 2008

Probe

Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.

"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008