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A man who acts as a prostitute's manager. They often claim much of the money that the prostitutes earn, saying that it's legititmate since they "protect the prostitutes from harm." The "protection" is a lie, since pimps are known to be physically and/or mentally abusive to the prostitute(s) and often encourage them to take up drugs, so that addiction will keep them dependant on their pimp.
Pimps are known to "befriend" girls and women who are runaways and/or are doing poorly, promising comfort... thus luring more women into the hellhole of prostitution.
Strangely, in sexually liberal countries, where prostitution is legal, the power of pimps is greatly reduced, thus giving prostitutes more freedom.
Pimps are known to "befriend" girls and women who are runaways and/or are doing poorly, promising comfort... thus luring more women into the hellhole of prostitution.
Strangely, in sexually liberal countries, where prostitution is legal, the power of pimps is greatly reduced, thus giving prostitutes more freedom.
"I be pimpin'!"
What is that supposed to mean? Pimps are evil; pimping is at the expense of women. A pimp is far from a heroic or glorious person.
What is that supposed to mean? Pimps are evil; pimping is at the expense of women. A pimp is far from a heroic or glorious person.
by Lorelili February 17, 2006
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The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.
Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.
Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
by Lorelili May 13, 2005
Get the scotland mug.1. (1509-1537) The third wife of Henry VIII, his favorite wife since she gave him a healthy son. Henry had Anne Boleyn beheaded on false charges of adultery, witchcraft, and incest so he could marry Jane, who had refused to be his concubine and would only give herself to him as his wife.
Jane Seymour was never crowned as queen since Henry wanted her to do her duty first: produce a son.
Jane advocated on behalf of Mary Tudor, to whom she was politically and personally loyal, and for the protesting English Catholics, but Henry would hear none of it, saying only "Remember Anne".
Jane died two weeks after giving birth to Edward VI, Henry's longed-for heir. Elated to finally have a healthy son, Henry soon began mourning, giving her a queen's funeral.
2. A British actress (1951-present) known for Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
Jane Seymour was never crowned as queen since Henry wanted her to do her duty first: produce a son.
Jane advocated on behalf of Mary Tudor, to whom she was politically and personally loyal, and for the protesting English Catholics, but Henry would hear none of it, saying only "Remember Anne".
Jane died two weeks after giving birth to Edward VI, Henry's longed-for heir. Elated to finally have a healthy son, Henry soon began mourning, giving her a queen's funeral.
2. A British actress (1951-present) known for Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
Jane Seymour, like Anne Boleyn, was not a great beauty, but there was a stark contrast between them; Anne was an olive-skinned brunette with piercing dark eyes while Jane was almost pallid with pale blue eyes, mousy blonde hair, and a little receding chin; Anne was dramatic and sharp-tongued while Jane was demure and yielding; Anne was a Protestant while Jane was Catholic; where Anne was cruel to her stepdaughter Mary, Jane had personal loyalty to Mary and her mother, Katherine. Jane banned the flashy French styles that Anne introduced to court.
by Lorelili January 26, 2011
Get the Jane Seymour mug.A viscious crime in which somebody forces somebody else into having sex, entirely without the other person's consent.
Rape is not erotic at all and it is not about sexual pleasure; rape is about power and control over another.
Usually, rape is reported as a man raping a woman; men who rape often have sex quite often and/or have a sexual dysfunction. In the case of the dysfunction, he could be taking out his frustration by rape.
Other times, men feel threatened by women and their rising status and want women back where they were, so they attack women, wanting to hurt them, embarrass them, and frighten them. This case is especially true in places where traditional gender roles are rigid and where the "ideal" male is aggressive, unfeeling, and strong.
Women, on the other hand, are totally capable of raping men. A common way that they do so is to blackmail men into sex with them.
And men can rape other men and women can rape other women just as easily as heterosexuals can rape the opposite gender.
Rape is not erotic at all and it is not about sexual pleasure; rape is about power and control over another.
Usually, rape is reported as a man raping a woman; men who rape often have sex quite often and/or have a sexual dysfunction. In the case of the dysfunction, he could be taking out his frustration by rape.
Other times, men feel threatened by women and their rising status and want women back where they were, so they attack women, wanting to hurt them, embarrass them, and frighten them. This case is especially true in places where traditional gender roles are rigid and where the "ideal" male is aggressive, unfeeling, and strong.
Women, on the other hand, are totally capable of raping men. A common way that they do so is to blackmail men into sex with them.
And men can rape other men and women can rape other women just as easily as heterosexuals can rape the opposite gender.
Rape is not all right. Rape is not erotic; it's terrifying! Sexual assault takes a lifetime to cope with; such severe things are not anything that one can just "get over". And the sentence for rapists is too short! Two years in the slammer and then they're free (to rape) again?!
Oh, and when a lady says "No!", she means "No!"
Do your beat to escape rape if you can: scream for help, bite them, scratch them, punch them, hit her in the breasts, kick him in the crotch, stomp on their feet, punch them in the gut, kick them in the shins, do whatever you can to get away from them. Take a self-defense class if you don't feel that you can fight.
Remember: rape is not the victim's fault; it's the rapist's fault and the rapist's problem.
Oh, and when a lady says "No!", she means "No!"
Do your beat to escape rape if you can: scream for help, bite them, scratch them, punch them, hit her in the breasts, kick him in the crotch, stomp on their feet, punch them in the gut, kick them in the shins, do whatever you can to get away from them. Take a self-defense class if you don't feel that you can fight.
Remember: rape is not the victim's fault; it's the rapist's fault and the rapist's problem.
by Lorelili May 13, 2005
Get the rape mug.A powerful feeling of tenderness towards another, mainly due to personal ties. Often, when you love somebody, you want the best for them and can't bear the thought of them in pain.
Love takes many forms:
-Between parent and child.
-Between friends.
-Between owner and pet.
-Between sweethearts/spouses. The most common thought that springs to mind when love is mentioned.
And sweethearts/spouses are not limited to husband and wife; wife/wife and husband/husband is not uncommon and it is just as passionate and sweet as heterosexual unions.
Love is all the same; it's spelled with the same letters for everyone. And, when love is allowed in, it conquers just about anything.
Love takes many forms:
-Between parent and child.
-Between friends.
-Between owner and pet.
-Between sweethearts/spouses. The most common thought that springs to mind when love is mentioned.
And sweethearts/spouses are not limited to husband and wife; wife/wife and husband/husband is not uncommon and it is just as passionate and sweet as heterosexual unions.
Love is all the same; it's spelled with the same letters for everyone. And, when love is allowed in, it conquers just about anything.
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Tha mi ‘na dhuine...(I’m his husband)
“‘S e a leannan a th’annam.” (“It is his lover that I am.”)
Tha sin mar a thuirt mi! An tuig? (That’s what I said! Understood?)
Carson a tha sibh ag ràdh nach fhaod mi (Why are you saying that I may not)
E fhaicinn?! Dh’fhon mise ‘n ospadal, thainig (See him?! I phoned the hospital, I came)
Mise leis, is tha sibh mar seo gam làimhseachadh?! (With him, and you’re treating me like this?!)
Na abairibh thugam nach fhaod mi (Don’t say to me that I may not)
E fhaicinn! Tha ‘n còir sin agam! (See him! I have that right!)
Bha sinn còmhla ri còig bliadhnaichean (We have been together for twenty-five)
Fhichead, o chionn colaide...! (Years, since college...!)
Agus chan eil na còirean no na leasan (And we still don’t have the rights)
Phòsaidh againn fhathast! Seallaibh pàrantan (Or the benefits of marriage! Behold those)
Òga sin! Cha robh iad còmhla (Young parents! They haven’t been together)
Deich bliadhnaichean, agus tha na còirean aca! (Ten years, and they have the rights!)
Dè ‘n cuid nach eil sibh a’ tuigsinn?! (What part are you not understanding?!)
Tha gaol agam dha! ‘S e cèilean a th’annain (I love him! It is practically husbands)
Gu dèantach! Carson a cha thuig sibh?! (That we are! Why won’t you understand?!)
Ma bàsaichidh e, anas dèidh (If he’ll die, after that,)
Sin, dè tachairidh thugam...?! Air an sùchd Dè, (What will happen to me...?! For God’s sake,)
Leigibh mi faic e...! (Let me see him...!)
Theireadh sibh seo thugam...?! (You would say this to me...?!)
O Mhoire! O Dhia, carson?! (O Mary! O God, why?!)
Aig lugha abairibh thugam (At least say to me)
Gum bi e gu math. Ma ‘s e ur toil e...! (That he will be all right. Please...!)
Ma ‘s e ur toil e...! (If you please...!)
Mo leannan...!
(My darling...!)
Tha mi ‘na dhuine...(I’m his husband)
“‘S e a leannan a th’annam.” (“It is his lover that I am.”)
Tha sin mar a thuirt mi! An tuig? (That’s what I said! Understood?)
Carson a tha sibh ag ràdh nach fhaod mi (Why are you saying that I may not)
E fhaicinn?! Dh’fhon mise ‘n ospadal, thainig (See him?! I phoned the hospital, I came)
Mise leis, is tha sibh mar seo gam làimhseachadh?! (With him, and you’re treating me like this?!)
Na abairibh thugam nach fhaod mi (Don’t say to me that I may not)
E fhaicinn! Tha ‘n còir sin agam! (See him! I have that right!)
Bha sinn còmhla ri còig bliadhnaichean (We have been together for twenty-five)
Fhichead, o chionn colaide...! (Years, since college...!)
Agus chan eil na còirean no na leasan (And we still don’t have the rights)
Phòsaidh againn fhathast! Seallaibh pàrantan (Or the benefits of marriage! Behold those)
Òga sin! Cha robh iad còmhla (Young parents! They haven’t been together)
Deich bliadhnaichean, agus tha na còirean aca! (Ten years, and they have the rights!)
Dè ‘n cuid nach eil sibh a’ tuigsinn?! (What part are you not understanding?!)
Tha gaol agam dha! ‘S e cèilean a th’annain (I love him! It is practically husbands)
Gu dèantach! Carson a cha thuig sibh?! (That we are! Why won’t you understand?!)
Ma bàsaichidh e, anas dèidh (If he’ll die, after that,)
Sin, dè tachairidh thugam...?! Air an sùchd Dè, (What will happen to me...?! For God’s sake,)
Leigibh mi faic e...! (Let me see him...!)
Theireadh sibh seo thugam...?! (You would say this to me...?!)
O Mhoire! O Dhia, carson?! (O Mary! O God, why?!)
Aig lugha abairibh thugam (At least say to me)
Gum bi e gu math. Ma ‘s e ur toil e...! (That he will be all right. Please...!)
Ma ‘s e ur toil e...! (If you please...!)
Mo leannan...!
(My darling...!)
by Lorelili February 25, 2007
Get the love mug.(1485-1536) Katherine of Aragon was the first wife of Henry VIII and the mother of Mary Tudor, also known as "Bloody Mary".
Katherine and Henry were married for 24 years until Henry divorced her for Anne Boleyn; Henry's desire for an heir had led him to defy the Catholic church and would lead to the English Reformation.
However much prowess that Katherine showed as a ruler, however humanitarian that she was, however popular that she was among her people, it all came to nothing as her six pregnancies produced only one surviving child, a daughter, and her looks were ravaged by time, stress, and constant pregnancy.
Katherine and Henry were married for 24 years until Henry divorced her for Anne Boleyn; Henry's desire for an heir had led him to defy the Catholic church and would lead to the English Reformation.
However much prowess that Katherine showed as a ruler, however humanitarian that she was, however popular that she was among her people, it all came to nothing as her six pregnancies produced only one surviving child, a daughter, and her looks were ravaged by time, stress, and constant pregnancy.
"...For my part, I pardon thou everything, and I desire to devoutly pray God that He will pardon thou also. For the rest, I commend unto thou our doughtere Mary, beseeching thou to be a good father unto her... Lastly, I makest this vouge (vow), that mine eyes desire thou aboufe all things."
-from Katherine of Aragon's deathbed letter to Henry VIII
A petite, buxom redhead and the daughter of warrior monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella, Katherine of Aragon would have ended very differently had her sons survived. The love of her people, her own determination, and the support of foreign allies could not stop Henry from banishing her. Even her daughter was prevented from seeing her.
-from Katherine of Aragon's deathbed letter to Henry VIII
A petite, buxom redhead and the daughter of warrior monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella, Katherine of Aragon would have ended very differently had her sons survived. The love of her people, her own determination, and the support of foreign allies could not stop Henry from banishing her. Even her daughter was prevented from seeing her.
by Lorelili January 26, 2011
Get the Katherine of Aragon mug.1. A bundle of sticks.
2. British term for a cigarette.
3. An insulting term for a gay male, usually used by insecure straight males of the teenage persuasion to "show that they are not gay". Still, used among gay men, "faggot" is sometimes a term of affection/badge of pride, but it is still a loaded word.
2. British term for a cigarette.
3. An insulting term for a gay male, usually used by insecure straight males of the teenage persuasion to "show that they are not gay". Still, used among gay men, "faggot" is sometimes a term of affection/badge of pride, but it is still a loaded word.
Faggot: A man whose emotional, romantic, and sexual attraction is geared toward other men; in other words, a man who loves men.
-"Damn, you're such a faggot!"
-"Thank you."
-"Damn, you're such a faggot!"
-"Thank you."
by Lorelili January 20, 2006
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