LordJenal's definitions

Tax Leech

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.

Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!

by LordJenal April 5, 2022

School Prom

A posh way for schools to thank leaving Year 11 pupils for not being a dickhead on the last day of school.

You got invited to your school prom? Well done, congratulations for not pressing the fire alarm or lighting fireworks in your English classroom on the last day!

by LordJenal June 5, 2023

Virgin Parents

Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.

Imagine being the child of virgin parents!

by LordJenal August 9, 2024

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

Scan & Scram

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.

Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.

by LordJenal October 18, 2022

Eczema

The biggest bitch on the entire planet where you can't stop scratching yourself to death in god knows how many spots in a relentless and long-lasting way and it always comes back! Leaves red bleeding and itchy patches in all sorts of spots. Seriously, sometimes it feels like you want to scratch all your skin off to the point of where your a skeleton, it's that bloody bad!

I hate eczema it's such a bitch!

by LordJenal May 18, 2022