LordJenal's definitions

Food is coming out of my mouth

An exaggerative term used when a person has eaten large amounts of food and is more than just a bit full but very full and couldn't dare eat anything else.

Idiom; Refers to the exaggeration of when a person is so full that the stomach physically has no space left for the food to go and the food is piling back up the oesophagus and coming back out of the mouth and throat due to no physical place for the food to go. This is not a literal term but rather an exaggeration for being extremely full and unable to eat anything else.

Person 1: Hey, do you want this last piece of cake?
Person 2: No thanks, I've already had a massive pizza already and I'm so full that food is coming out of my mouth. No way can I eat anything else. But thanks anyway.

by LordJenal October 16, 2021

Spaz Molloyd

A variation of spazmoid. Essentially a stupid person who has no idea on how to behave or does idiotic or annoying things.

What are you doing that for you Spaz Molloyd!

by LordJenal May 20, 2023

School Prom

A posh way for schools to thank leaving Year 11 pupils for not being a dickhead on the last day of school.

You got invited to your school prom? Well done, congratulations for not pressing the fire alarm or lighting fireworks in your English classroom on the last day!

by LordJenal June 5, 2023

Retardandia

A place where retards come from and reside and any retards who no longer reside. If you behave like a dimwit then you should consider taking a one way trip to Retardandia.

Person 1: *Does something stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck are you doing? Go back to Retardandia, idiot!

by LordJenal June 18, 2023

Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!

Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!

by LordJenal November 16, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.

Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.

by LordJenal April 12, 2023