LordJenal's definitions

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Belmarsh

A top security prison in London UK which holds some of the worst criminals such as murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, rapists, etc... It is the only British prison to have a prison within a prison (a high security segragation unit). It also holds a man who some believe shouldn't be imprisoned there. Namely Julian Assange. He is currently awaiting extradition to the US, only time will tell what happens.

Protesters want Julian Assange freed from Belmarsh Prison.

by LordJenal July 14, 2022

Jaywick

A village in Essex, UK that is famous for being the biggest dump in the entire country. The place is full of crackheads that live in abandoned sheds that look like they are being held up by tent poles and pritt stick. The place has lots of old crap just littered in backyards and has abandoned rusty cars from the 1980s as well as all sorts of ancient mouldy furniture just dumped outside peoples homes. The place literally looks like a slum. Half the buildings are abandoned and are all boarded up and have a rotten roof.

Don't visit Jaywick in Essex it's 100% a dump!

by LordJenal March 30, 2022

Oiseaux

An attractive French girl or woman.

Oiseaux is French for bird and bird is a commonly used slang word for attractive women for in the UK.

Person 1: Oh so you've been away to France?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
Person 1: Find a Oiseaux?
Person 2: Nah, sadly not.

by LordJenal May 15, 2022

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

Eczema

The biggest bitch on the entire planet where you can't stop scratching yourself to death in god knows how many spots in a relentless and long-lasting way and it always comes back! Leaves red bleeding and itchy patches in all sorts of spots. Seriously, sometimes it feels like you want to scratch all your skin off to the point of where your a skeleton, it's that bloody bad!

I hate eczema it's such a bitch!

by LordJenal May 18, 2022

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022