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Scalpoween

When one is attacked and scalped on Halloween! A pun on Halloween.
Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!
by LonePooper December 16, 2019
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Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
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gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.
Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
by LonePooper December 30, 2019
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Bowel Vengeance

When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019
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sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
by LonePooper May 17, 2018
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shit to end all shits

Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 3, 2018
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turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
by LonePooper May 2, 2018
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