LonePooper's definitions

pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!

Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!

by LonePooper March 10, 2018

Bowel Vengeance

When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.

I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!

by LonePooper September 16, 2019

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

joy bliss

What you say sarcastcally, regarding something you could care less about.

Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.

You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

Ching

To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!

Oh man, that old guy looks like he's about to ching it!

by LonePooper January 20, 2018