LonePooper's definitions

Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018

joy bliss

What you say sarcastcally, regarding something you could care less about.

Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.

You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

Ching

To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!

Oh man, that old guy looks like he's about to ching it!

by LonePooper January 20, 2018

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is boiling beneath your ass!

Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!

Damn Russ, one for the records books!

by LonePooper May 8, 2018

cloggernaut

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.

Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018