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Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 3, 2018
Get the shit to end all shits mug.Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!
Damn Russ, one for the records books!
Damn Russ, one for the records books!
by LonePooper May 8, 2018
Get the pot boiler mug.What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
Get the cloggernaut mug.Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!
by LonePooper December 16, 2019
Get the Scalpoween mug.Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
Get the Share the smealth mug.When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!
Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
by LonePooper March 10, 2018
Get the pot boiler mug.When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
by LonePooper November 3, 2018
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