Lon's definitions

GLA

One of the three factions to choose from in the game Command and Conquer: Generals. They possess some of the strongest and lightest infantry and tank units, and can upgrade easily.

OMG U SENT A GLA SCUD STORM YOU FUXOR!

by Lon August 24, 2005

elephant

An uncircumcizzed penis.

My God, he has an elephant!

by Lon May 25, 2003

wargasm

What President George W. Bush has when he thinks about bombing another country in the middle east.

President Bush had a wargasm when he thought about bombing Iran to find oi...er, eliminate weapons of mass destruction.

by Lon July 8, 2005

.177

A .177 caliber gun, or ammo.

by Lon October 16, 2003

biff

The nemesis of Marty in the Back To the Future film series. Marty manages to encounter several different relatives of the Tanner family throughout the three BTF movies.

Biff - "How about you make like a tree, and get out of here!"

by Lon September 5, 2005

HoobaSnake

Something a jackass says

He was all, "hoobasnake"

by Lon April 8, 2004

gas

Slang for a soda's "fizz".

"Shit, this Coke's out of gas! How long has the can been open?"

by Lon October 13, 2003