Lon's definitions

tortilla soup

Tortilla soup comes in many different forms, however, the most popular form is made like such:

A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.

Oh my god, this tortilla soup is amazing, Lonny.

by Lon May 17, 2005

elephant

An uncircumcizzed penis.

My God, he has an elephant!

by Lon May 25, 2003

popcorn

Some shitty horror movie made in the 80's

This movie fucking sucks.

by Lon May 15, 2005

leadership

Leadership refers to the quality that a person or collection of people hold in which they command respect and are highly influential. However, leadership has shown to be highly overrated, in accordance with the numerous scandals and failures among leaders themselves. Leadership is frequently questionable and should be critically evaluated. Some psychologist groups argue that the "born leader" also has a lot in common with people who suffer from narcissistic personality tendencies.

"Hey, let's go to this leadershp conference."

"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

by Lon May 5, 2005

rap

Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.

"What are we listening to?"

"Jay-Z."

"Dude, this fucking sucks."

by Lon May 13, 2005

atheist

A person who believes that no God exists.

Oh, you're an atheist? It's such a pity. I'm hope you enjoy your tenure in hell, being ripped apart for all eternity.

by Lon June 14, 2005

clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.

I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.

by Lon December 28, 2005