Lon's definitions

GLA

One of the three factions to choose from in the game Command and Conquer: Generals. They possess some of the strongest and lightest infantry and tank units, and can upgrade easily.

OMG U SENT A GLA SCUD STORM YOU FUXOR!

by Lon August 24, 2005

boxer

The boxer is a breed of dog that is categorized by the AKC as a working class dog. They are bread from German descent, from the previous dog breed known as "bullenbeizer." The boxer is known for it's keen senses, friendly, loyal, and loving disposition. In terms of intelligence, the boxer is in the 60% range of distribution, making them slightly smarter than the average dog. They are fantastic dogs for children, because they are very patient. They drool a lot, too.

I have two boxers. One is named Bruno, the other is named Tilly.

by Lon May 14, 2005

abnormal

Psychology defines abnormal typically in the realms of abnormal behavior. There are three main criteria that are used in defining what is abnormal.

They are:
1. The behvaior poses a risk to either themself/others.
2. The person exhibiting the behavior is distressed by it.
3. It is statisically deviant.

Also, to a lesser extent, societal norms come into play in defining what is abnormal, but the risk of using this as a criterion increases the risk of stigmatizing.

Beating a pan over your head and talking to invisible blue dinosaurs while shitting your pants is abnormal.

by Lon May 30, 2005

quillow

A quillow is a mix between a quilt and a pillow. When folded into itself, the quillow looks and feels like a pillow. However, the inner cloth can be taken out and used as a quilt, with the pocket of where the material sits that can be used as a footrest.

My grandma makes quillows and sells them.

by Lon May 18, 2005

wargasm

What President George W. Bush has when he thinks about bombing another country in the middle east.

President Bush had a wargasm when he thought about bombing Iran to find oi...er, eliminate weapons of mass destruction.

by Lon July 8, 2005

Vanna White Job

The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.

I stood up to get some pizza, but instead, I got stuck with the Vanna White Job.

by Lon December 28, 2005

jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

by Lon August 18, 2005