Lon's definitions

ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.

"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"

by Lon January 25, 2005

Jeff K.

Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.

"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"

by Lon May 6, 2005

gas

Slang for a soda's "fizz".

"Shit, this Coke's out of gas! How long has the can been open?"

by Lon October 13, 2003

The Hammer

A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."

Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.

by Lon March 11, 2008

GLA

One of the three factions to choose from in the game Command and Conquer: Generals. They possess some of the strongest and lightest infantry and tank units, and can upgrade easily.

OMG U SENT A GLA SCUD STORM YOU FUXOR!

by Lon August 24, 2005

quillow

A quillow is a mix between a quilt and a pillow. When folded into itself, the quillow looks and feels like a pillow. However, the inner cloth can be taken out and used as a quilt, with the pocket of where the material sits that can be used as a footrest.

My grandma makes quillows and sells them.

by Lon May 18, 2005

.177

A .177 caliber gun, or ammo.

by Lon October 16, 2003