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inner fat kid

The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods
I knew JP still had his inner fat kid when he suggested we get buffalo wings at one in the morning.
by Lon January 14, 2008
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intellect

Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.
Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.
by Lon April 17, 2006
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Final Fantasy

Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?
Final Fantasy fanboys get a major chubby any time you talk about the series.
by Lon September 5, 2005
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Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.
"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!
by Lon November 14, 2005
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combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...
But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.
by Lon May 29, 2005
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pathology

Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.
by Lon September 1, 2005
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Atkins diet

A diet pioneered by Dr. Atkins, in which he emphasizes an extreme reduction in carbohydrates in one's principal diet to lose weight. The person on the diet is required to eat a certain amount of protein a day to help with repairs in musicle mass.

Critics painstakingly try to debunk the Atkins diet as being ridiculous and lame, but the science behind the diet doesn't lie. Since carbohydrates are your body's primary energy source, significantly reducing them causes your body to start burning it's second natural energy source: stored fat. When your body starts doing this, it's in a state called "ketosis." (Not to be confused with ketoacidosis, a dangerous conditions that diabetics can slip into if a certain blood-sugar level isn't maintained.)

Objective studies have shown that, over time, this diet is just as effective as any other diet.

Contrary to what the morons say on here, you ARE restricted in what types of proteins you consume, and you don't TOTALLY eliminate carbohydrates. You're simply eliminating the types that have a high impact on your blood-sugar level.

Furthermore, critics like to argue that consumption of high amounts of proteins and cholesterol while on this program have a detrimental effect on your health. This is almost always untrue. Since you no longer have excess sugar to burn (from your own consumption), your body changes over from a sugar-burning metabolism to a fat-burning metabolism. The excess fat and cholesterol consumed by you is simply burned away.
by Lon May 14, 2005
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