Lon's definitions

mormon

A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.

The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.

Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.

I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.

by Lon May 15, 2005

money

What Snoop Dogg has on his mind.

"...With my mind on my money and my money on my mind..."

by Lon December 28, 2005

Detroit Lions

The laughingstock of the NFL.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by Lon August 6, 2006

Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...

Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?

by Lon February 24, 2005

pathology

Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.

HIV is a type of pathogen.

by Lon September 1, 2005

inner fat kid

The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods

I knew JP still had his inner fat kid when he suggested we get buffalo wings at one in the morning.

by Lon January 14, 2008

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005