Lon's definitions
Leadership refers to the quality that a person or collection of people hold in which they command respect and are highly influential. However, leadership has shown to be highly overrated, in accordance with the numerous scandals and failures among leaders themselves. Leadership is frequently questionable and should be critically evaluated. Some psychologist groups argue that the "born leader" also has a lot in common with people who suffer from narcissistic personality tendencies.
"Hey, let's go to this leadershp conference."
"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
by Lon May 5, 2005
Get the leadershipmug. 
Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.
by Lon May 13, 2005
Get the rapmug. These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"
by Lon September 2, 2005
Get the women of mass frustrationmug. by Lon June 5, 2005
Get the britney spearsmug. The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
by Lon August 29, 2007
Get the Pube fairymug. by Lon April 15, 2006
Get the tator tottin' itmug.