Lon's definitions

Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...

Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?

by Lon February 24, 2005

pathology

Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.

HIV is a type of pathogen.

by Lon September 1, 2005

inner fat kid

The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods

I knew JP still had his inner fat kid when he suggested we get buffalo wings at one in the morning.

by Lon January 14, 2008

The Hammer

A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."

Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.

by Lon March 11, 2008

anakin christ

The name that several have given to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars series, due to the parallels of his character and Jesus Christ.

1. Both were "immaculately" concevied. Jesus by the Holy Spirit, and Anakin by the Midichlorians.

2. Both were prophesized to be the savior of their people. Jesus for mankind's sins, and Anakin to destroy the sith and bring balance to the force.

Anakin's fall to the darkside would be like saying Jesus Christ refuted God, and sided with Satan and the demons of hell.

by Lon September 5, 2005

elephant

An uncircumcizzed penis.

My God, he has an elephant!

by Lon May 25, 2003

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005