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rap

Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.
"What are we listening to?"

"Jay-Z."

"Dude, this fucking sucks."
by Lon May 13, 2005
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anakin christ

The name that several have given to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars series, due to the parallels of his character and Jesus Christ.

1. Both were "immaculately" concevied. Jesus by the Holy Spirit, and Anakin by the Midichlorians.

2. Both were prophesized to be the savior of their people. Jesus for mankind's sins, and Anakin to destroy the sith and bring balance to the force.
Anakin's fall to the darkside would be like saying Jesus Christ refuted God, and sided with Satan and the demons of hell.
by Lon September 5, 2005
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GLA

One of the three factions to choose from in the game Command and Conquer: Generals. They possess some of the strongest and lightest infantry and tank units, and can upgrade easily.
OMG U SENT A GLA SCUD STORM YOU FUXOR!
by Lon August 24, 2005
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elephant

An uncircumcizzed penis.
My God, he has an elephant!
by Lon May 25, 2003
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abnormal

Psychology defines abnormal typically in the realms of abnormal behavior. There are three main criteria that are used in defining what is abnormal.

They are:
1. The behvaior poses a risk to either themself/others.
2. The person exhibiting the behavior is distressed by it.
3. It is statisically deviant.

Also, to a lesser extent, societal norms come into play in defining what is abnormal, but the risk of using this as a criterion increases the risk of stigmatizing.
Beating a pan over your head and talking to invisible blue dinosaurs while shitting your pants is abnormal.
by Lon May 30, 2005
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wargasm

What President George W. Bush has when he thinks about bombing another country in the middle east.
President Bush had a wargasm when he thought about bombing Iran to find oi...er, eliminate weapons of mass destruction.
by Lon July 8, 2005
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.177

A .177 caliber gun, or ammo.
by Lon October 16, 2003
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