Lon's definitions

Midichlorian

In the Star Wars universe, Midichlorian's are chemical compounds found within every living cell that forms the basis between the connection life and the Force. Without midichlorians, life would be impossible. According to Star Wars lore, the amount of midichlorians in a life from represents it's ability to understand, comprehend, and manipulate the Force.

According to Qui-Gon Jinn, in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker had the highest midichlorian count in any life form ever detected. That count was 20,000 per cell. This number was even higher than Yoda's.

However, one can only hypothesize how many midichlorians Anakin's son, Luke had.

Midichlorians fundamentally connect you to the Force.

by Lon May 25, 2005

squeaky toy

A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.

"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."

by Lon May 5, 2005

ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.

"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"

by Lon January 25, 2005

HoobaSnake

Something a jackass says

He was all, "hoobasnake"

by Lon April 8, 2004

bath crazies

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.

We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.

by Lon December 27, 2006

Jeff K.

Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.

"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"

by Lon May 6, 2005

gas

Slang for a soda's "fizz".

"Shit, this Coke's out of gas! How long has the can been open?"

by Lon October 13, 2003