Lon's definitions

gas

Slang for a soda's "fizz".

"Shit, this Coke's out of gas! How long has the can been open?"

by Lon October 13, 2003

HoobaSnake

Something a jackass says

He was all, "hoobasnake"

by Lon April 8, 2004

aliza

An aliza is something very clean, polite, and well kept. Distancing herslef from anything dirty or anal, Alizas tend to remain superior. They also obtain the tastest bags of food that are frequently stolen by inferior surrounding beasts.

"Clean up the hallway and put the stolen booty back, the Aliza is coming!"

by Lon January 25, 2005

gauntlet

Gauntlet was originally an arcade game made in the early 80's. It was one of the first "top-down" view role playing games, in which you could control one of four types of player classes. The objective of the game was to find keys and kill enemies and proceed to new rooms. Has seen many incarnations on various systems over time.

"Blue Wizard is dying, needs food badly!"

by Lon May 14, 2005

Detroit Lions

The laughingstock of the NFL.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by Lon August 6, 2006

glitch gamer

A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.

These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.

This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.

by Lon August 10, 2005

mormon

A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.

The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.

Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.

I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.

by Lon May 15, 2005