Lon's definitions
A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.
by Lon May 5, 2005
Get the squeaky toymug. In the Star Wars universe, Midichlorian's are chemical compounds found within every living cell that forms the basis between the connection life and the Force. Without midichlorians, life would be impossible. According to Star Wars lore, the amount of midichlorians in a life from represents it's ability to understand, comprehend, and manipulate the Force.
According to Qui-Gon Jinn, in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker had the highest midichlorian count in any life form ever detected. That count was 20,000 per cell. This number was even higher than Yoda's.
However, one can only hypothesize how many midichlorians Anakin's son, Luke had.
According to Qui-Gon Jinn, in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker had the highest midichlorian count in any life form ever detected. That count was 20,000 per cell. This number was even higher than Yoda's.
However, one can only hypothesize how many midichlorians Anakin's son, Luke had.
by Lon May 25, 2005
Get the Midichlorianmug. A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
by Lon August 18, 2005
Get the jackoffsturbatemug. 
Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.
by Lon September 1, 2005
Get the pathologymug. Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
by Lon February 24, 2005
Get the Messicamug. The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods
by Lon January 14, 2008
Get the inner fat kidmug.