Lon's definitions

Vanna White Job

The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.

I stood up to get some pizza, but instead, I got stuck with the Vanna White Job.

by Lon December 28, 2005

ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.

"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"

by Lon January 25, 2005

squeaky toy

A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.

"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."

by Lon May 5, 2005

Midichlorian

In the Star Wars universe, Midichlorian's are chemical compounds found within every living cell that forms the basis between the connection life and the Force. Without midichlorians, life would be impossible. According to Star Wars lore, the amount of midichlorians in a life from represents it's ability to understand, comprehend, and manipulate the Force.

According to Qui-Gon Jinn, in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker had the highest midichlorian count in any life form ever detected. That count was 20,000 per cell. This number was even higher than Yoda's.

However, one can only hypothesize how many midichlorians Anakin's son, Luke had.

Midichlorians fundamentally connect you to the Force.

by Lon May 25, 2005

clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.

I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.

by Lon December 28, 2005

atheist

A person who believes that no God exists.

Oh, you're an atheist? It's such a pity. I'm hope you enjoy your tenure in hell, being ripped apart for all eternity.

by Lon June 14, 2005

biff

The nemesis of Marty in the Back To the Future film series. Marty manages to encounter several different relatives of the Tanner family throughout the three BTF movies.

Biff - "How about you make like a tree, and get out of here!"

by Lon September 5, 2005