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Jeff K.

Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.
"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"
by Lon May 6, 2005
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aliza

An aliza is something very clean, polite, and well kept. Distancing herslef from anything dirty or anal, Alizas tend to remain superior. They also obtain the tastest bags of food that are frequently stolen by inferior surrounding beasts.
"Clean up the hallway and put the stolen booty back, the Aliza is coming!"
by Lon January 25, 2005
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ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.
"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"
by Lon January 25, 2005
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jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.
by Lon August 18, 2005
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HTML

HTML is a programming language that is used to create and display webpages on web browsers.

You can think of HTML as a webpage's DNA.
I used HTML to code my site.
by Lon July 10, 2006
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common sense

Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.
Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.
by Lon May 18, 2005
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Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?
by Lon February 24, 2005
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