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Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.
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by Lon May 6, 2005
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by Lon January 25, 2005
Get the aliza mug.Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.
by Lon January 25, 2005
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by Lon August 18, 2005
Get the jackoffsturbate mug.HTML is a programming language that is used to create and display webpages on web browsers.
You can think of HTML as a webpage's DNA.
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Get the HTML mug.Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.
Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.
by Lon May 18, 2005
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by Lon February 24, 2005
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