Lon's definitions

weblish

Weblish is a form of english that is used as a slang for online conversations. See also, internet jargon.

OMG ur such a jerk! WTF is ur problem?

by Lon August 4, 2005

combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...

But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.

by Lon May 29, 2005

Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!

by Lon November 14, 2005

rich bitch

An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.

Look at that rich bitch over there in that Mercedes! Damn!

by Lon October 13, 2003

buffalo wings

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.

There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.

Plus, they go great with beer.

Buffalo Wings are a must for any sports party.

by Lon August 8, 2005

tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.

Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.

by Lon April 15, 2006

rap

Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.

"What are we listening to?"

"Jay-Z."

"Dude, this fucking sucks."

by Lon May 13, 2005