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Pube fairy

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.
by Lon August 29, 2007
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buffalo wings

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.

There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.

Plus, they go great with beer.
Buffalo Wings are a must for any sports party.
by Lon August 8, 2005
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rap

Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.
"What are we listening to?"

"Jay-Z."

"Dude, this fucking sucks."
by Lon May 13, 2005
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Final Fantasy

Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?
Final Fantasy fanboys get a major chubby any time you talk about the series.
by Lon September 5, 2005
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intellect

Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.
Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.
by Lon April 17, 2006
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jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.
by Lon August 18, 2005
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mad minute

A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.

The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
I was the Mad Minute champion in grade school.
by Lon September 5, 2005
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