Lon's definitions

Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...

Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?

by Lon February 24, 2005

Final Fantasy

Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy fanboys get a major chubby any time you talk about the series.

by Lon September 5, 2005

intellect

Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.

Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.

by Lon April 17, 2006

common sense

Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.

Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.

by Lon May 18, 2005

HTML

HTML is a programming language that is used to create and display webpages on web browsers.

You can think of HTML as a webpage's DNA.

I used HTML to code my site.

by Lon July 10, 2006

HoobaSnake

Something a jackass says

He was all, "hoobasnake"

by Lon April 8, 2004

bath crazies

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.

We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.

by Lon December 27, 2006