Lon's definitions

weblish

Weblish is a form of english that is used as a slang for online conversations. See also, internet jargon.

OMG ur such a jerk! WTF is ur problem?

by Lon August 4, 2005

Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!

by Lon November 14, 2005

combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...

But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.

by Lon May 29, 2005

intellect

Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.

Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.

by Lon April 17, 2006

Final Fantasy

Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy fanboys get a major chubby any time you talk about the series.

by Lon September 5, 2005

HoobaSnake

Something a jackass says

He was all, "hoobasnake"

by Lon April 8, 2004

clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.

I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.

by Lon December 28, 2005