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Midichlorian

In the Star Wars universe, Midichlorian's are chemical compounds found within every living cell that forms the basis between the connection life and the Force. Without midichlorians, life would be impossible. According to Star Wars lore, the amount of midichlorians in a life from represents it's ability to understand, comprehend, and manipulate the Force.

According to Qui-Gon Jinn, in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker had the highest midichlorian count in any life form ever detected. That count was 20,000 per cell. This number was even higher than Yoda's.

However, one can only hypothesize how many midichlorians Anakin's son, Luke had.
Midichlorians fundamentally connect you to the Force.
by Lon May 25, 2005
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squeaky toy

A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.
"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."
by Lon May 5, 2005
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glitch gamer

A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.

These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.
This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.
by Lon August 10, 2005
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mormon

A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.

The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.

Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.
by Lon May 15, 2005
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Detroit Lions

The laughingstock of the NFL.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
by Lon August 6, 2006
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money

What Snoop Dogg has on his mind.
"...With my mind on my money and my money on my mind..."
by Lon December 28, 2005
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Jeff K.

Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.
"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"
by Lon May 6, 2005
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