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Jennifer Wilbanks

-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"
Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!
by LoganLesnarMarvel June 11, 2006
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lug

-an adjective used to describe anything big and/or heavy, particularly used towards tall and/or heavy-weight men, can also be used as an term of endearment for a male
He may be a fat over-weight hairy guy--but that big lug is mine and I love him!
by LoganLesnarMarvel July 29, 2005
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pie

1-a fruit-filled circular pastry usually baked and sugary

2-a crude sexual slang used to refer to a woman's vagina, as most used by WWE wrestler The Rock in his promos
Ex1-At Thanksgiving the most traditional kind of pies are pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie.

Ex2-(Rock during a RAW episode back in the 90s where an actress pretended to play his ex-high school girlfriend)
"...And now you come back and offer The Rock a great big piece of that poontang pie?! The Rock has just got one thing to say to you--poontang your a** on out of here!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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america's next top model

-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.

-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.

-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.

-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."

-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.

-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora
Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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The Rock

1-An action prison-break movie starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage

2-One of the most popular and well-known wrestlers ever in the history of wrestling who was able to break from wrestling actually have some successes in the movie business.

-Originally had gimmicks under name Flex Kavana and Rocky Maivia(in honor of his dad's name and his mother's maiden name)

-One of the rare wrestlers who can work greatly as both a good guy and bad guy given his great popularity, ability to connect with the fans, and his very charismatic and funny personality

-Movies include "The Scorpion King," "The Mummy Returns," "The Rundown," "Walking Tall," "Be Cool"

-Rumored to be in these movies: "Doom," "Johnny Bravo" and as Namor the Submariner in one of the sequels to the summer 2005 blockbuster "The Fantastic Four"

-Has sang in some songs both WWE-sountrack related and non-WWE soundtrack related ie WWE CD song "Pie" and Wyclef Jean's "It Doesn't Matter"

-Nicknames: The People's Champion, The Brahma Bull, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment

-Trademarks: The People's Eyebrow, The People's Strudel, the $1000 shirts, the shades, the sideburns, the bull tattoo on his arm and now the very long tribal tatto on his other arm

-Quotes: "If you smell what The Rock is cookin'" , "Know your role and shut your mouth!," "What's your name?-It doesn't matter what your name is!," "Just bring it!," "The SmackDown! hotel," "Who in the blue hell are you?," "Just shut up you mother canuckers!"

-Attended Miami University and played for their football team.

-Graduated with a degree in Criminal Justice.

-Married his college sweetheart, Dany Garcia a former Merril-Lynch executive.

-Daughter named Simone Alexandra Johnson

-Birthday is May 2nd, while wedding anniversary is May 3rd

-Half Samoan and half African American

-Was unfortunately let go by WWE earlier this year for reasons unknown
Ex1-Has anyone ever seen that Nick Cage movie "The Rock?"

Ex2-The Rock defeated Hulk Hogan at their WrestleMania Icon vs Icon match.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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STD

1-Acronym for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which is duh any disease you can get with any kind of sexual contact ie The Clap, Crabs

2-Ironically, could've been a group on WWE'S SmackDown! with Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie since their first initials spell that out
Ex1-Better wear condoms, you never what know STD you're gonna get.

Ex2-Imagine if Sable and Dawn Marie hadn't been fired and they and Torrie Wilson formed STD and said things on SmackDown! like "When you're lying in the middle of the ring and you feel that pain between your legs--you know you've just been infected by STD!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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cock it up

-Term used by Grace's mother on the series "Will and Grace" in the episode where Grace eloped with her boyfriend.

-Means don't screw a good thing up.
Ex1: You're already the favorite for the promotion, don't cock it up by pushing your boss for more vacation time just before the promotion decision is made.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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