Liz's definitions

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

kloma

a copy-cat. someone who acts like another person

she is such a kloma

by liz November 10, 2003

fjackled

messed up,jacked up;busted.

originated in South Florida, Broward County, Plantation

wow, you're chick looks fjackled.
or
Jeeze I look so fjackled
and
His hair looks really fjackled

by Liz January 14, 2005

g-wizzle

a large man with a bad attitude

i'm gonna get g-wizzle to tell ole rhinopants because i am afraid of the all-mighty broomstick!

by liz January 15, 2004

anthony kiedis

the man i'm going to marry- a born fuckmonster-an eloquent lyrical master who tops it off with a velvety orgasmic voice...

Anthony Kiedis has nice legs.

by liz May 17, 2004

west county snob

Any and all persons residing in, and sometimes near, the west county area of St. Louis, MO. These people genuinely believe that they are smarter, better looking, funnier, and all around better then everyone else on the face of the earth. In actuality they are sadly mistaken.

Look there is a herd of west county snobs decked out in their Northface coats and fanny packs and birkenstock clogs. They are all listening to Dave Matthews.

by Liz October 18, 2004

Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

by Liz July 26, 2004