Little Walnut's definitions
When you feel too depressed to perform basic life functions, and the only explanation is that Donald Trump is your president.
"I just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"
by Little Walnut November 21, 2016
Get the Down in the Trumpsmug. "Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."
by Little Walnut October 3, 2017
Get the Shit's Hardmug. The state of being of a woman who conforms to the laws and rules of society with the mistaken assumption she's playing by the same set of rules as men.
Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton both seemed like legitimate choices for presidential candidates, but it turns out they were only letitimate.
by Little Walnut November 21, 2024
Get the Letitimatemug. "Have you always been such a womanizer?"
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
Get the Whorigin Storymug. What you feel when you watch a documentary about climate change and remember all the crap you just ordered online.
"Wow, this episode of Patriot Act is really disturbing. I had no idea fast fashion was creating so much waste. Hey, are you okay? You look like you're going to throw up."
"Yeah... just thinking about the 10 shirts I don't need that'll be arriving on my doorstep tomorrow and having some serious retail guilt. I'm an asshole."
"Yeah... just thinking about the 10 shirts I don't need that'll be arriving on my doorstep tomorrow and having some serious retail guilt. I'm an asshole."
by Little Walnut December 3, 2019
Get the Retail Guiltmug. An alternative to the traditional Thanksgiving dinner centered around a humongous, oven-hogging bird, in which you and your guests make the meal about the sides instead of the turkey. Because if turkey is so great why don't we eat it all year? More mashed potatoes, please!
"What unspeakable hour are you going to get up at on your day off to put that 20 lb. turkey into the oven?"
"Maybe, like, 10 a.m."
"Whaaaaat?! It'll never be ready for dinner at 3!"
"Yeah, that's okay, because we're not having turkey this year. We're doing Sidesgiving. Sucker."
"Maybe, like, 10 a.m."
"Whaaaaat?! It'll never be ready for dinner at 3!"
"Yeah, that's okay, because we're not having turkey this year. We're doing Sidesgiving. Sucker."
by Little Walnut November 13, 2018
Get the Sidesgivingmug. "Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
by Little Walnut October 2, 2017
Get the Un-thank youmug.