Definitions by Little Miss Mayonnaise
Shit-Hawk Snooker
In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Shit-Hawk Snooker by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005
karked
I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally
In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty
But I didnt.....
In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty
But I didnt.....
karked by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 18, 2005
Moo Poo
Dude1: I can tell by the way that Jenny said it, that it was totally Moo Poo....
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'
Moo Poo by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 13, 2005
magical trevor
Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans
Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....
Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....
* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
magical trevor by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 26, 2005
icq
Crappy Internet Relay Chat service where you are continually bombarded by cigarette sellers, adverts for increasing yr tit/penis size, turkish pervs with their trollies down and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain
Where the friendless go to die...
icq by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005
sooty and sweep
Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
sooty and sweep by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005
treacled
Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear
Nice....
Nice....
treacled by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005