In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise August 09, 2005
I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally
In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty
But I didnt.....
In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty
But I didnt.....
by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 05, 2005
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 26, 2005
Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans
Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....
Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....
* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 11, 2005
Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 08, 2005
Crappy Internet Relay Chat service where you are continually bombarded by cigarette sellers, adverts for increasing yr tit/penis size, turkish pervs with their trollies down and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 08, 2005
An Internet Relay Chat programme which sucks quite frankly. Started off as a good alternative to MSN but now gets swamped by Turkish pervs, bogus internet joblinks and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain.
My advice - get a life
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 03, 2005