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wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004
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Leg humper

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009
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Winston Wolf

A person who solves problems - usually with brilliant, lucid thinking under pressure and stylish charisma for galvanizing other people into action.

The phrase comes from the film Pulp Fiction, and can now be used for any seriously efficient professional fixer.
Jules, Vincent and Jimmy didn't know what to do about Marvin until Winston Wolf turned up.

"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."
by Lior Bar-On September 22, 2007
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gun nut

1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.

2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.
Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.
by Lior Bar-On June 3, 2006
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feinstein

1. (noun) Act of unabashed hypocrisy, particularly by a person who holds authority.

2. A hypocrite in general.

3. (verb) Commit an act of severe hypocrisy.

Derived from the name of a famous politician who wants to ban all privately owned guns while they have a concealed weapon permit in a place where getting one is almost impossible.
What a Feinstein! He gave me a ticket and then drove off through a red light!

She's Feinsteined us again, that wicked lady!
by Lior Bar-On June 8, 2004
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f-14

Grumman F-14 Tomcat, a two-engined fighter-bomber aircraft, formerly flown by the U.S. Navy and now used only by the Iranian Air Force. Probably the sexiest and most beautiful aircraft ever to grace our skies.
An F-14 called the ball and snagged the number 2 wire on the deck as it landed.
by Lior Bar-On August 2, 2007
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Glock

1. Bell in German. Therefore a glockenspiel is a bell game.
2. Surname of renowned Austrian industrialist, Gaston Glock.
3. Name of a prominent Austrian plastic and tenifer coated steel manufacturer - Glock GmbH.
4. A modern semiautomatic pistol made by Glock GmbH that combines such desirable features as extremely light weight, phenomenal durability, reliability, firepower and an unsettling ability to inspire crappy African-American hate music.
1. Ich habe eine glock.
2. Glock has just been sued again by some dick who shot off one of his own nuts by accident. Of course, when you do that by pulling the trigger of a loaded gun, it's obviously the manufacturer's fault.
3. I'm taking my GLOCK underwater to do some shark huntin'.
by Lior Bar-On August 16, 2004
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