belt syndrome

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.

Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.

by Limblessless January 03, 2008

dane

Alternative word for penis.

Ronald threw the paper towels at my dane! Hes lucky it wasnt hard, the towels I mean!

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.

"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."

by Limblessless November 21, 2007

RAIDS

Used to refer to AIDS in a public environment where you do not desire to draw attention to yourself, or others.

Mikael: "Im sorry Lupe, but I cannot be with someone who has RAIDS."
Lupe: "What do you mean RAIDS, do you mean AIDS?"
Mikael: "Yes thats exactly what I mean."
Lupe: "I don't have 'RAIDS'"
Mikael: "You do after sleeping with me bitch, see ya later."

by Limblessless August 25, 2006

limbless

Alternative term for penis. A penis has no arms or legs, just a head, therefore it is limbless

Shananana was scared when I whipped out my huge limbless!

by Limblessless August 23, 2006

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless October 05, 2008

Rynism

The belief in Ryne's Theory

"Whats your take on Rynism?"
"I agree 100%, therefore Im a Rynist"

by Limblessless August 30, 2006