Lily_of_Geeks's definitions

obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.

Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.

by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

attracne

facial blemishes that improve a person's looks

Steve's attracne helped him gain popularity among the female clubgoers.

by Lily_of_Geeks September 25, 2009

Lucky Charms

Count Chocula for white people

Lucky Charms' marshmallows tast like sidewalk chalk. Go Count Chocula!

by Lily_of_Geeks September 4, 2009

My Chemical Romance Fans

There are three kinds:

Type 1: Thinks they are better than everyone else because they knew the band when they weren't popular.

Type 2: Started liking the band because of "The Black Parade"; considered "posers" by Type 1 fans.

Type 3: People who just LIKE THEIR FUCKING MUSIC, PERIOD. NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE "IMAGE" OF THE BAND. Pissed off because they, sadly, get classified with the other two types.

Dude #1: God, I'm really starting to hate the My Chemical Romance Fans.

Dude #2: Not all of 'em are assholes, man. Some of them are normal people who can carry on with their everyday lives while still enjoying the band's music.

Dude #1: Wow, I feel enlightened. I think I will go worship Neil Patrick Harris. Thank you.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Ms. Tocco

Obnoxious Italian liberal fascist who needs to get some new catchphrases and friends.

Ms. Tocco needs to die.

by Lily_of_Geeks May 22, 2009

Libertarian

A political mindset.

See: Tyler Durden.

Libertarian.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 23, 2009