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Definitions by Lily_of_Geeks

April 5th, 1994 

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.
Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

Neil Patrick Harris 

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.
Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

My Chemical Romance Fans 

There are three kinds:

Type 1: Thinks they are better than everyone else because they knew the band when they weren't popular.

Type 2: Started liking the band because of "The Black Parade"; considered "posers" by Type 1 fans.

Type 3: People who just LIKE THEIR FUCKING MUSIC, PERIOD. NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE "IMAGE" OF THE BAND. Pissed off because they, sadly, get classified with the other two types.
Dude #1: God, I'm really starting to hate the My Chemical Romance Fans.

Dude #2: Not all of 'em are assholes, man. Some of them are normal people who can carry on with their everyday lives while still enjoying the band's music.

Dude #1: Wow, I feel enlightened. I think I will go worship Neil Patrick Harris. Thank you.

William Shatner'd 

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.
Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.

Black-People Fine 

Pronounced "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine".

Used to describe someone that is above-average looking.
Dayum, that girl is fine. As in, black-people fine.

Guitar Hero Eyes 

When after playing a long ass song on Guitar Hero, everything seems to move toward you.
Dude, playing "One" made me get Guitar Hero eyes.

Essence of Late Nights

Doritos, Mountain Dew, and video games. Also known as Gaming Gold.
"Hey, can we stop at Meijer? We need some Essence of Late Nights."