Lily's definitions

um

1. what you say when you forget what to say; a hesitation

2. acronym for ur mom

1. Kelly: "The koala lives in Australia, um, they like to eat eucalyptus leaves.."

2. Paul: "I'm hungry!"
Josh: "um"

by Lily May 15, 2006

lili hashemoomoo

lily hashemoomoo is also really hot.

lily hashemoomoo can do me any time she wants.

by lily November 16, 2003

biotch

usualy when i say it it is after a diss followed by a WHIPCRACK

ah ha you stupid idiot BITOCH WHIPCRCK ........................

fuck i have way too much spare time

by lily April 21, 2005

schluuurp

The ultimate show of affection

Hey! *schluuuurp*

by lily May 23, 2004

Hug

A way of making someone feel all warm and fuzzy inside without being weird about it

Person 1: Tony's not having a good day. I think he needs a hug
Person 2: Yes i think he does. Let's go give him one

by Lily November 3, 2003

Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

by Lily June 11, 2006

purge

to throw up after u eat, normally bulimics purge right after they eat

i used to binge and purge when i was bulimic.

by lily May 13, 2005