Porn Machine

Computer.

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

Platonic Cuddling

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.

I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

by LilithXIII July 04, 2011

Computer

1. Porn machine.

2. Matchmaking device for pedophiles.

Computers: My Anti-Roofy.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011