3 definitions by Lila Tourenette

1. A derogatory term for an African-American individual who doesn't stand up for racism, esp. about their own race

2. A derogatory term for an African-American who makes attempts to please "the white man"
He called you a n****r and you didn't do anything? You're such an Uncle Tom.
by Lila Tourenette January 12, 2011
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When your phone is on vibrate and it goes off when there is no message or you have a lot of texts coming in at any given time.
My phone has textilepsy, it's vibrating more than a dildo having a seizure!
by Lila Tourenette December 11, 2010
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Someone who's phone is constantly on vibrate when they get a lot of texts; The owner of a phone that won't stop vibrating; someone who sends a lot of messages to other phones
Crystina's phone is constantly vibrating. She's such a textileptic.
by Lila Tourenette December 11, 2010
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