Lila Tourenette's definitions

Textileptic

Someone who's phone is constantly on vibrate when they get a lot of texts; The owner of a phone that won't stop vibrating; someone who sends a lot of messages to other phones

Crystina's phone is constantly vibrating. She's such a textileptic.

by Lila Tourenette December 12, 2010

Textilepsy

When your phone is on vibrate and it goes off when there is no message or you have a lot of texts coming in at any given time.

My phone has textilepsy, it's vibrating more than a dildo having a seizure!

by Lila Tourenette December 12, 2010

Uncle Tom

1. A derogatory term for an African-American individual who doesn't stand up for racism, esp. about their own race

2. A derogatory term for an African-American who makes attempts to please "the white man"

He called you a n****r and you didn't do anything? You're such an Uncle Tom.

by Lila Tourenette January 13, 2011