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An extreme fan or follower of a particular medium or concept, whether it be sports, television, film directors, video games (the most common usage), etc.
Known for a complete lack of objectivity in relation to their preferred focus. Usually argue with circular logic that they refuse to acknowledge. Arguments or debates with such are usually futile. Every flaw is spun into semi-virtues and everything else, blown to comedic, complimentary proportions.
Known for using the phrase
"Object of affection = Best Ever"
However, while people only really say that as hyperbole, fanboys truly believe it.
Troll the internet to spread the gospel.
Insult/chastise others for using public forums to express an objective opinion, no matter how constructive or, respectful it may be. (Go ahead and admit that it's a good game/movie/etc. This fact and anything else will be promptly ignored in favor of cherry picking the negative, and beating you over the head with it.
Tend to resort to petty annoyance replies when backed against the wall. Usually grammar attacks and non-replies.
Known for a complete lack of objectivity in relation to their preferred focus. Usually argue with circular logic that they refuse to acknowledge. Arguments or debates with such are usually futile. Every flaw is spun into semi-virtues and everything else, blown to comedic, complimentary proportions.
Known for using the phrase
"Object of affection = Best Ever"
However, while people only really say that as hyperbole, fanboys truly believe it.
Troll the internet to spread the gospel.
Insult/chastise others for using public forums to express an objective opinion, no matter how constructive or, respectful it may be. (Go ahead and admit that it's a good game/movie/etc. This fact and anything else will be promptly ignored in favor of cherry picking the negative, and beating you over the head with it.
Tend to resort to petty annoyance replies when backed against the wall. Usually grammar attacks and non-replies.
"Final Fantasy VII is the best RPG ever!"
"Ocarina of Time is the best game ever!"
"Linux is the best OS ever!"
"Xbox is the best console ever!"
"Dragonball Z is the best show ever!"
The sad thing is, fanboys don't realize, that these companies that fuel their passion, don't really give a damn about us. To me, defending a multi-national corporation like their your own family, is ridiculous. These organizations don't come to your house and help you when you're sick, they don't help you move, or drive you to the airport. They don't support you in any way. It's a business, not a friendship. As soon as you can no longer buy their product, you disappear to them.
"Ocarina of Time is the best game ever!"
"Linux is the best OS ever!"
"Xbox is the best console ever!"
"Dragonball Z is the best show ever!"
The sad thing is, fanboys don't realize, that these companies that fuel their passion, don't really give a damn about us. To me, defending a multi-national corporation like their your own family, is ridiculous. These organizations don't come to your house and help you when you're sick, they don't help you move, or drive you to the airport. They don't support you in any way. It's a business, not a friendship. As soon as you can no longer buy their product, you disappear to them.
by Lig Na Baste June 30, 2008
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Occupies the top point of the Internet Pentagram of Virtual Idiocy along side:
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Occupies the top point of the Internet Pentagram of Virtual Idiocy along side:
Flame-War
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I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk
by Lig Na Baste January 14, 2008
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by Lig Na Baste March 4, 2008
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Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.
Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.
The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.
Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.
Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.
Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.
The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.
Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.
Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.
by Lig Na Baste September 8, 2012
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A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.
A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.
Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.
As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.
The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.
Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.
But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.
WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.
A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.
Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.
As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.
The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.
Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.
But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.
WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
by Lig Na Baste May 7, 2009
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The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes*
"I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!"
They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes*
"I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!"
They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
by Lig Na Baste June 19, 2008
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