Definitions by Lig Na Baste
cool story bro
Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.
See also TL;DR
See also TL;DR
cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.
cool story bro by Lig Na Baste August 14, 2009
Dattebayo
A group of people who fansub anime.
Known for two things:
1. Loving Naruto (which is the new Dragonball Z for idiots who love shitty action shows).
2. Being gigantic, unfunny pricks.
You think that powerfully built He-men who devote huge time to telling Americans what cartoon characters are saying, would have the social graces of a Victorian era countess and the speed and grace of a winged jungle cat but, it turns out these guys are a healthy mix of scrawny pigeon chested dweebs and, Crisco coated lumps of fat and beard.
They also like to "troll" by wasting everyone's' time with gag subs and limp wristed, obvious fake news. Apparently when you translate crappy cartoons from your mother's basement, it affords you a bit of free time to display your lack of any real humor.
They are also ballsy enough to write YHBT at the bottom, so as to identify their laddish crap before you even fall for it.
They enjoy posting the constantly -banned for sake of enjoyment- I.P.s on their website because that makes them edgy and hardcore. They're also hoping people who made them cry will be "teh haxxored".
Even though the hacking skills of the 13-17 year old narutard fanbase they've managed to sop up are all 150lvl Blackhats, with +5 to all hacking skill checks and saving throws,
The results have been disappointing to say the least.
Known for two things:
1. Loving Naruto (which is the new Dragonball Z for idiots who love shitty action shows).
2. Being gigantic, unfunny pricks.
You think that powerfully built He-men who devote huge time to telling Americans what cartoon characters are saying, would have the social graces of a Victorian era countess and the speed and grace of a winged jungle cat but, it turns out these guys are a healthy mix of scrawny pigeon chested dweebs and, Crisco coated lumps of fat and beard.
They also like to "troll" by wasting everyone's' time with gag subs and limp wristed, obvious fake news. Apparently when you translate crappy cartoons from your mother's basement, it affords you a bit of free time to display your lack of any real humor.
They are also ballsy enough to write YHBT at the bottom, so as to identify their laddish crap before you even fall for it.
They enjoy posting the constantly -banned for sake of enjoyment- I.P.s on their website because that makes them edgy and hardcore. They're also hoping people who made them cry will be "teh haxxored".
Even though the hacking skills of the 13-17 year old narutard fanbase they've managed to sop up are all 150lvl Blackhats, with +5 to all hacking skill checks and saving throws,
The results have been disappointing to say the least.
Dattebayo by Lig Na Baste July 21, 2009
Nexon Customer Service
Santa Clause.
Easter Bunny.
Good Customer Service from nexon.
A funny Family Circus cartoon.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards.
What do these things have in common?
None of them are real. They're all imaginary.
I will explain Nexon's approach to customer service in one sentence and then some more sentences after:
"We have your money, fuck you, we have your money."
Example:
You forgot your password.
You click the link "recover PW" under log in.
You are NOT sent your password. You have your real password reset. You are then sent a temporary password to log in with.
Your only option to check your account info is a reset password option. There is no info on your account for you to review. NOTHING.
When you attempt to change your password to a new one, you'll find that your temporary PW doesn't count toward changing it.
Thus, they've completely blocked you from ever logging back in on that account, as even if you remember your old PW somehow, it's now been reset to a random string of letters and numbers.
So basically, you need to remember your PW to recover your forgotten PW.
To use their customer service to open a ticket, you'll need to log in.
The ticket must consist of your two security questions, the second of which, ISN'T TOLD TO YOU.
Not only that but Nexon has been known to change your security questions without notice!
So if you forgot that question, you can open a separate ticket to recover THAT!
Oh yeah, you can only have one ticket open at a time. It may also takes literally months to get a response.
If you somehow miss the notice of this fact, ALL of your tickets will be deleted.
If your email changes.
...You're fucked. Because they ONLY send your info to your original email. If it was closed for any reason. You're fucked.
Why bother helping you when they can just wait for you to make a new account and spend more money starting over?
If you are a friend of a GM you WILL be allowed to cheat and hack the game without punishment. This has been proven countless times.
One player actually sent a report about themselves hacking and was given a canned response thanking the player for the report. Proving Nexon isn't paying attention, nor do they give a rat's ass.
Nexon is now infamous for having THE worst customer service of all time. Maple Story is the third highest grossing MMORPG (making 100-500 million dollars annually) in the world and despite this, their security, forum/website, staff and policies are not only unprofessional, they are underhanded, deceitful, spiteful and shamelessly evil.
Easter Bunny.
Good Customer Service from nexon.
A funny Family Circus cartoon.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards.
What do these things have in common?
None of them are real. They're all imaginary.
I will explain Nexon's approach to customer service in one sentence and then some more sentences after:
"We have your money, fuck you, we have your money."
Example:
You forgot your password.
You click the link "recover PW" under log in.
You are NOT sent your password. You have your real password reset. You are then sent a temporary password to log in with.
Your only option to check your account info is a reset password option. There is no info on your account for you to review. NOTHING.
When you attempt to change your password to a new one, you'll find that your temporary PW doesn't count toward changing it.
Thus, they've completely blocked you from ever logging back in on that account, as even if you remember your old PW somehow, it's now been reset to a random string of letters and numbers.
So basically, you need to remember your PW to recover your forgotten PW.
To use their customer service to open a ticket, you'll need to log in.
The ticket must consist of your two security questions, the second of which, ISN'T TOLD TO YOU.
Not only that but Nexon has been known to change your security questions without notice!
So if you forgot that question, you can open a separate ticket to recover THAT!
Oh yeah, you can only have one ticket open at a time. It may also takes literally months to get a response.
If you somehow miss the notice of this fact, ALL of your tickets will be deleted.
If your email changes.
...You're fucked. Because they ONLY send your info to your original email. If it was closed for any reason. You're fucked.
Why bother helping you when they can just wait for you to make a new account and spend more money starting over?
If you are a friend of a GM you WILL be allowed to cheat and hack the game without punishment. This has been proven countless times.
One player actually sent a report about themselves hacking and was given a canned response thanking the player for the report. Proving Nexon isn't paying attention, nor do they give a rat's ass.
Nexon is now infamous for having THE worst customer service of all time. Maple Story is the third highest grossing MMORPG (making 100-500 million dollars annually) in the world and despite this, their security, forum/website, staff and policies are not only unprofessional, they are underhanded, deceitful, spiteful and shamelessly evil.
Like military intelligence, "acting naturally", jumbo shrimp and Microsoft Works -Nexon Customer Service is an oxymoron.
Nexon Customer Service by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards
AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
My Immortal
Fanfiction supposedly written by a one, Terra Gillespie. Though many theorize that this work and it's author are entirely satire.
If it is satire, it is on an Andy Kaufman level of genius.
The story stars Terra as Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way. A self described goff (spelling Goth with oddly situational Cockney phonetics) vampire (with straight teeth) who loves Hot Topic and hates herself some "prepz" (A word I never heard anyone, outside of a high school, speak with any sincerity short of A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell.
The story features many unique and unfortunate points of interest.
1. Virtually every chapter starts with the author yelling and swearing at the reader base. Threatening to stop writing if at least five good reviews aren't posted. Essentially holding crap for hostage.
2. Character names are apparently suggestions. Each character, including her own, is systematically misspelled in a way that puts the greatest telemarketers to shame. Watching her try to spell "McGonagall" is sad, like watching a limbless man in a three legged race.
3. Harry Potter is now a vampire and, in a veritable orgy of creativity, refers to himself as "Vampire".
4. Dumbledore swears like a sailor. Dropping more f-bombs than a Dennis Leary standup set.
5. Voldemort gives Ebony a gun at one point to kill Vampire Potter, and speaks in Ye' Olde Rene Faire Englishe.
6. Ebony is in a gothic metal band called "Bloody Gothic Rose 666". Apparently they sound like a mix of between Good Charlette, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance and really bad idea.
other members are B'loody Mary (her jack off friend), Vampire, Draco, Ron (aka Diabolo) and motherfucking HAGRID (on washboard bass).
7. Apparently the dress code of Hogwarts has been replaced with a giant, magic Hot Topic that Good Charlotte routinely plays concerts at. I also hear Fred and George are now running the Hogsmeade Mall's Spender Gifts selling magic animated porn postcards, tin ankh/pentagram/potleaf jewelry and, fart based boardgames.
8. Many of the 45 chapters are dedicated, almost entirely, to the vampiric clown outfits she swathes herself in.
9. Even though she HATES "prepz" (a term that no one uses outside of high school) all of her favorite bands are ironically NOT Goth. Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance are pop groups.
10. "I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was, because he's a major fucking hottie."
...Think about that last line...why would you want to be related to someone you thought was sexy!?!?
If it is satire, it is on an Andy Kaufman level of genius.
The story stars Terra as Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way. A self described goff (spelling Goth with oddly situational Cockney phonetics) vampire (with straight teeth) who loves Hot Topic and hates herself some "prepz" (A word I never heard anyone, outside of a high school, speak with any sincerity short of A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell.
The story features many unique and unfortunate points of interest.
1. Virtually every chapter starts with the author yelling and swearing at the reader base. Threatening to stop writing if at least five good reviews aren't posted. Essentially holding crap for hostage.
2. Character names are apparently suggestions. Each character, including her own, is systematically misspelled in a way that puts the greatest telemarketers to shame. Watching her try to spell "McGonagall" is sad, like watching a limbless man in a three legged race.
3. Harry Potter is now a vampire and, in a veritable orgy of creativity, refers to himself as "Vampire".
4. Dumbledore swears like a sailor. Dropping more f-bombs than a Dennis Leary standup set.
5. Voldemort gives Ebony a gun at one point to kill Vampire Potter, and speaks in Ye' Olde Rene Faire Englishe.
6. Ebony is in a gothic metal band called "Bloody Gothic Rose 666". Apparently they sound like a mix of between Good Charlette, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance and really bad idea.
other members are B'loody Mary (her jack off friend), Vampire, Draco, Ron (aka Diabolo) and motherfucking HAGRID (on washboard bass).
7. Apparently the dress code of Hogwarts has been replaced with a giant, magic Hot Topic that Good Charlotte routinely plays concerts at. I also hear Fred and George are now running the Hogsmeade Mall's Spender Gifts selling magic animated porn postcards, tin ankh/pentagram/potleaf jewelry and, fart based boardgames.
8. Many of the 45 chapters are dedicated, almost entirely, to the vampiric clown outfits she swathes herself in.
9. Even though she HATES "prepz" (a term that no one uses outside of high school) all of her favorite bands are ironically NOT Goth. Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance are pop groups.
10. "I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was, because he's a major fucking hottie."
...Think about that last line...why would you want to be related to someone you thought was sexy!?!?
My Immortal is either the single greatest work of viral satire since Chad Warden Or, the single greatest strike against public school systems to date.
My Immortal by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
Youtube
A chat room for racist, homophobic shit licking chicken-shits, pussies and morons.
With some videos attached.
A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit.
The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell <insert sub culture/race> that they should all die...
BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube.
Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.
With some videos attached.
A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit.
The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell <insert sub culture/race> that they should all die...
BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube.
Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.
Example Youtube Video (a Mother cradling her newborn just after birth)
Comments:
Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich!11!
Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag!
Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap
Idiot4: I LMAO
Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck!!!
(Ages:)
Idiot1: 14
Idiot2: 15
Idiot3: 17
Idiot4: 13
Idiot5: 27
Comments:
Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich!11!
Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag!
Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap
Idiot4: I LMAO
Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck!!!
(Ages:)
Idiot1: 14
Idiot2: 15
Idiot3: 17
Idiot4: 13
Idiot5: 27
Youtube by Lig Na Baste May 17, 2009
Vanquish of Cho'Gall
World of Warcraft guild.
A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.
A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.
Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.
As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.
The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.
Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.
But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.
WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.
A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.
Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.
As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.
The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.
Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.
But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.
WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
Vanquish of Cho'Gall by Lig Na Baste May 7, 2009