5 definitions by Lifejacket
Guernsey word for someone who hasn't had sex in so long that they've practically returned to being a virgin.
She was going to ask him out, but his mate convinced her not to, when it gets to 4 years he'll be a revirgin!
by Lifejacket April 25, 2006
by Lifejacket April 25, 2006
Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.
by Lifejacket April 25, 2006
One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.
by Lifejacket April 25, 2006
by Lifejacket April 25, 2006