Libraryguy's definitions

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

The Canadian

When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.

I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.

by Libraryguy March 31, 2021

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021