24 definitions by Libraryguy

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 15, 2009

Animal unleashed

When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.

by Libraryguy June 26, 2009

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 8, 2011