Tuneup

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

Eatin' down at the y

To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.

Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.

by Libraryguy February 04, 2010

double bagger

When a girl is so nasty that you feel the need to use two condoms.

Man that girl has been around. She's definitely a double bagger.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Quarter

using a quarter to help insert something into yours or someone elses anus

Em couldn't get the last bead inserted until she decided to quarter it.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Damn Dirty Ho

Used when calling someone a ho isn't good enough

A reference to the line in planet of the apes where Charlton Heston says Damn Dirty Apes.

Man that Damn Dirty Ho got me again. I should know better than to trust her.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

sand duning

Gay sex. The dunes are similar to butt cheeks

Bobby was exhausted from sand duning all night.

by Libraryguy March 18, 2011