Libraryguy's definitions

Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

AssJack

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

So White

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site.

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

Animal unleashed

When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.

by Libraryguy June 26, 2009

Jellyfish

wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.

I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.

by Libraryguy July 28, 2009

Complainabragg

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021