Libraryguy's definitions

So white

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site. Although the site is about white people it mostly refers to urban hipster types

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Animal unleashed

When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.

by Libraryguy June 26, 2009

sand duning

Gay sex. The dunes are similar to butt cheeks

Bobby was exhausted from sand duning all night.

by Libraryguy April 3, 2011

The 00's

Name for the first decade of the 2000's. Can also be referred to as the 0's

Now that the 00's are over we are going start seeing a lot of top 10 lists for the decade

by Libraryguy February 22, 2010