Libraryguy's definitions

Animal unleashed

When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.

by Libraryguy June 26, 2009

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

double bagger

When a girl is so nasty that you feel the need to use two condoms.

Man that girl has been around. She's definitely a double bagger.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Damn Dirty Ho

Used when calling someone a ho isn't good enough

A reference to the line in planet of the apes where Charlton Heston says Damn Dirty Apes.

Man that Damn Dirty Ho got me again. I should know better than to trust her.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

The 00's

Name for the first decade of the 2000's. Can also be referred to as the 0's

Now that the 00's are over we are going start seeing a lot of top 10 lists for the decade

by Libraryguy February 22, 2010

So white

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site. Although the site is about white people it mostly refers to urban hipster types

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

by Libraryguy March 4, 2010