Libertatis's definitions

Pray the Gun Away

The false concept purported by Mike Huckabee and the American Religious Right that claims that somehow allowing prayer in public schools will some how magically reduce gun violence in schools.

The Religious Right tried to Pray the Gun Away, but sadly gun violence at school continued unabated .

by Libertatis January 26, 2015

Freedumb

A watered down version of freedom spouted by psudeo patriots in American who claim to love freedom, justice and constitutional rights for all but are in fact only in favor for a select few having them. Freedom supporters hide their agenda by wrapping it up in a false sense of patriotism to cover up their lack of willingness to share it with everyone in the country. Usually cutting off others right to freedom when it prevents a privileged group from having their way with a particular politcal/social/Religious issue they want to have dictated in their personal favor.

Freedom is for the everyone, while Freedumb is for the few...

by Libertatis April 28, 2014

GOP Compromise

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then you target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt-down his mom gave him one cookie.

by Libertatis October 3, 2013

Dick Cheney Moment

When a politician or some other public servant tells someone else in government who they are having issues with to "Go fuck yourself".

A comment immortalized by then Vice President Dick Cheney in an exchange with Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy on the US Senate floor back in 2004. The comment has since shown up in various political satire about Vice President Cheney.

Judging by the reaction of the tense exchange that had occurred between Congressman Frank and Congressman Stewart, It was apparent that Congressman Frank had just had a Dick Cheney Moment

by Libertatis October 18, 2015

Karpet Bombing

To take gyms in the surrounding area in Pokemon Go and leave nothing but Magikarp in them in an effort to confuse or troll other Pokemon go users

Annoyed people taking gyms from him and his friend, Paul suggest to his friend John that they engage in Karpet Bombing all the local gyms with Magikarp to troll the users that booted them out.

by Libertatis November 6, 2016

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

by Libertatis December 26, 2018

Conservative Jones

Noun.
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.

Originating from comic This Modern World

It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot

by Libertatis December 19, 2014