Johnny Depp

I don't mean to ramble but...Johnny Depp is the sexiest, cutest, most talented, suavest, savviest, most huggable, sweetest, hottest, most lovable, nummiest (and every other word such as those) actor/pirate/scissor handed guy/whatever roles he has or will play. I adore him totally and is basically the only guy worth drooling over.

Johnny Depp totally stole the show in PotC, with his half gayness, swagger, sexy voice, worn clothes, gold teeth, and all the other elements of his character.

by Lexi December 26, 2003

josyane

beautiful intelligent caring person

she is just like a josyane

by Lexi November 09, 2004

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

-ness

A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).

Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.

by Lexi December 26, 2003

satpimp

this is the new version of lmfao.

satpimp= Seriously About To Piss In My Pants.
(SATPIMP)

*Girls Texting*

girl one- omg what was emily wearing today?

girl two- eww idk she has no sense of style.

girl one- ikr. satpimp😂

by Lexi May 24, 2014

prejudice

injury or detriment to one's legal rights or claims (as from the action of another): as a : substantial impairment of a defendant's ability to defend <the court found no prejudice to the defendant by the lengthy delay in bringing charges> b : tendency for a decision on an improper basis (as past conduct) by a trier of fact <whether an ex parte communication to a deliberating jury resulted in any reasonable possibility of prejudice to the defendant —National Law Journal> c : implied waiver of rights and privileges not explicitly retained <District Court erred in attaching prejudice to prisoner's complaint for injunctive relief —National Law Journal>

Bob: "You nigga!"

Jolene: "Hamburger man!"

Bob: "I'm Chinese you nignog, you!"

Jolene: "And I'm African-American. How
do you think I feel?"

Bob: "Less bad than i do!"

Jolene: *runs into bathroom and crys*

Bob: "Good ridance, SLAVE!"







~In this scene, Bob is a Chinese boy calling an African-American girl named Jolene a "nigga" or negro which is what blacks were called when they barely had any rights.~

by Lexi February 27, 2005

shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi June 30, 2004