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The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.
{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}
For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).
The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.
{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}
For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).
American: Can we get high using your vaporizer?
Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.
Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.
American/Briton: That's what we said!
Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.
Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.
American/Briton: That's what we said!
Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
Get the vapourizer mug.1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
Get the Johnsonville Brat mug.A derogatory nickname for the Pepsi-owned fast food chain, Taco Bell; inspired by the repulsive, cheese-like scent of the fungus (Candida albicans) which flourishes under the foreskin of an unkempt, uncircumcised penis (and in the vagina of women with yeast infections).
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the Cockmold Smell mug.Term used to describe a word that becomes widely popular, and is currently experiencing the height of it's popularity. Similar to a buzz word, but an "it word" is more pervasive and used primarily by adolescents and twenty-somethings, whereas buzz words are used mostly by journalists and marketers.
Ex. I heard that toxic is the new "it word", its gonna replace sick!
Ex. Don't be alarmed when your teenage son tells you that your new shirt is fat; they are likely saying phat, spelled P H - it's the "it word" with kids these days.
Ex. Don't be alarmed when your teenage son tells you that your new shirt is fat; they are likely saying phat, spelled P H - it's the "it word" with kids these days.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
Get the it word mug.(verb) To use selfish or unfair tactics, most notably when utilized by a merchandiser on his/her customer.
(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.
Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).
(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.
Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).
1. I tried out that dealer who's number you gave me last week, but I got pinted, real bad. I'm never buying weed from him again. Thanks for nothing, dumbass.
2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the pint mug.A derivation of pinner, a small marijuana cigarette.
The name implies that it may be a slightly bigger pinner than one would normally roll, however, this is trivial, as even the smallest of joints could be referred to as a señor piñor.
The name implies that it may be a slightly bigger pinner than one would normally roll, however, this is trivial, as even the smallest of joints could be referred to as a señor piñor.
Stoner 1: Let's smoke a gunner!
Stoner 2: I only have 2 grams to last me the week, so let's just smoke a señor piñor.
Stoner 1: You're pint.
Stoner 2: I only have 2 grams to last me the week, so let's just smoke a señor piñor.
Stoner 1: You're pint.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
Get the señor piñor mug.1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.
2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.
3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.
2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.
3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.
Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.
Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.
Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?
Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.
Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?
Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.
Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com
Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!
Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.
Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.
Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.
Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?
Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.
Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?
Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.
Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com
Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!
Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.
Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.
Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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