Leroy Brown 420's definitions

Johnsonville Brat

1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.

2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.

Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.

So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

Cockmold Smell

A derogatory nickname for the Pepsi-owned fast food chain, Taco Bell; inspired by the repulsive, cheese-like scent of the fungus (Candida albicans) which flourishes under the foreskin of an unkempt, uncircumcised penis (and in the vagina of women with yeast infections).

Fuck that, I'm not eating at Cockmold Smell - I'd rather fuck your Canesten-using mom.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

MenFuckMeMyDick-en

A derogatory nickname for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC, one of several fast food subsidiaries of Pepsi. Known for having some of the highest trans-fat levels of all foods, thereby afflicting hundreds of thousands of people with obesity and heart disease.
Also known as GayMen'sPee.

I hate that place - the last time I ate at MenFuckMeMyDick-en I got salmonella poisoning and shat my pants as a result of the over-lubrication of my colon by massive amounts of saturated fat. GayMen'sPee sucks balls.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

twenty-somethings

A specific demographic group, those aged 20-29. Often Obama supporters (regardless of the country they live in), heavy drinkers, users of urbandictionary.com (and the souce of all the worthwhile-to-read definitions, as opposed to the adolescents that write the unfunny definitions that either profess their love for a gf/bf or proclaim their hatred of a schoolmate), students, servers, bartenders, clubgoers, in massive debt yet still optimistic, and believe that they can change the world if they just work together (until they reach the threshold age of 30, when 98% people realize the futility of their causes).

The author of this UD definition belongs to twenty-somethings demographic.

The courageous protesters at Tiananmen Square were mostly twenty-somethings.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.

1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009

listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

vapourizer

{noun}

The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.

{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}

For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).

American: Can we get high using your vaporizer?

Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.

Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.

American/Briton: That's what we said!

Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009