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by Leroy Brown 420 February 27, 2009
Get the Obama llama mug.1. A term which describes a marijuana cigarette that is significantly larger than one would normally smoke; specific to the use of white, clear, or other cigarette rolling papers, so as to distinguish from a blunt. Origin: unknown.
2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.
2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.
1. Stoner One: Dude, I just killed this stock-broker looking dude on the sidewalk by stabbing him in the neck! It sliced his artery and blood sprayed everywhere, drenching myself and passers-by. So I ran off to go clean up at place where no one would notice - DickDonald's. It was pretty sweet, 'cause I was hungry so I grabbed a couple Big Mac's after blocking the bathroom door and deflecting the water in the sink so it sprayed everywhere, allowing me to have a make-shift shower. Anyway, that's not what I'm excited about. I took his wallet, and there's $900 bucks in it! Let's go grab an ounce and smoke gunners all night! Then we can get some hookers!
Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!
Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.
2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.
Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!
Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.
2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
Get the gunner mug.1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.
2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.
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2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.
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1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!
2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
Get the poppycock mug.A term used to describe the phenomenon that occurs when 2 people with entirely different or opposing worldviews humour each other and pretend to be friends. Derived from the wildly successful and prolific "Get a Mac" advertising campaign by Apple, in which John Hodgman and Justin Long play personified versions of a personal computer and a Macintosh computer.
1) Atheist: I totally had to Mac/PC it last night; we had our new neighbors over for dinner and it turns out they're devout Jehovah's Witnesses.
2) Pothead: I went for my job interview today, and my potential new boss mentioned he hates marijuana users. Guess I'll have to Mac/PC it if I get the job!
2) Pothead: I went for my job interview today, and my potential new boss mentioned he hates marijuana users. Guess I'll have to Mac/PC it if I get the job!
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the Mac/PC mug.Term used to describe a word that becomes widely popular, and is currently experiencing the height of it's popularity. Similar to a buzz word, but an "it word" is more pervasive and used primarily by adolescents and twenty-somethings, whereas buzz words are used mostly by journalists and marketers.
Ex. I heard that toxic is the new "it word", its gonna replace sick!
Ex. Don't be alarmed when your teenage son tells you that your new shirt is fat; they are likely saying phat, spelled P H - it's the "it word" with kids these days.
Ex. Don't be alarmed when your teenage son tells you that your new shirt is fat; they are likely saying phat, spelled P H - it's the "it word" with kids these days.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
Get the it word mug.(verb) To use selfish or unfair tactics, most notably when utilized by a merchandiser on his/her customer.
(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.
Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).
(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.
Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).
1. I tried out that dealer who's number you gave me last week, but I got pinted, real bad. I'm never buying weed from him again. Thanks for nothing, dumbass.
2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the pint mug.A derivation of pinner, a small marijuana cigarette.
The name implies that it may be a slightly bigger pinner than one would normally roll, however, this is trivial, as even the smallest of joints could be referred to as a señor piñor.
The name implies that it may be a slightly bigger pinner than one would normally roll, however, this is trivial, as even the smallest of joints could be referred to as a señor piñor.
Stoner 1: Let's smoke a gunner!
Stoner 2: I only have 2 grams to last me the week, so let's just smoke a señor piñor.
Stoner 1: You're pint.
Stoner 2: I only have 2 grams to last me the week, so let's just smoke a señor piñor.
Stoner 1: You're pint.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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