Leroy Brown 420's definitions
by Leroy Brown 420 February 27, 2009
Get the Obama llamamug. {noun}
The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.
{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}
For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).
The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.
{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}
For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).
American: Can we get high using your vaporizer?
Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.
Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.
American/Briton: That's what we said!
Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.
Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.
American/Briton: That's what we said!
Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
Get the vapourizermug. Acronym for porn torrent syndrome; refers to the tendency for the download speeds of pornographic video torrents to slow down immensely when the download is almost finished.
The reason for this is a cyclical phenomenon: When people download these kinds of videos, they often watch them when they are only 90-95% complete (whenever the final orgasm occurs), because the remaining 5-10% takes so long and they don't want to wait. But since they watch it and it is "used up" before the download is complete, they then delete the video. Therefore, the internet is full of transient peers that only have the incomplete file for a temporary time, making it almost impossible to download the entire video. This is comparable to waiting for a few moles of a radioactive substance with half-life of 3 days to fully decompose - which, theoretically, never happens.
The reason for this is a cyclical phenomenon: When people download these kinds of videos, they often watch them when they are only 90-95% complete (whenever the final orgasm occurs), because the remaining 5-10% takes so long and they don't want to wait. But since they watch it and it is "used up" before the download is complete, they then delete the video. Therefore, the internet is full of transient peers that only have the incomplete file for a temporary time, making it almost impossible to download the entire video. This is comparable to waiting for a few moles of a radioactive substance with half-life of 3 days to fully decompose - which, theoretically, never happens.
Jill really wanted to see the final 3 minutes of a lesbian fisting video she was previewing, but her torrent client was giving an estimate of 3 years, 23 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 11 seconds until the download would complete. "Damn this PTS" she thought to her horny self.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 18, 2009
Get the PTSmug. Acronym for "too hot for facebook".
Said by those wishing to comment on revealing, sexually suggestive, or just plain sexy facebook pictures that they're friends have posted.
Also used as an adjective to refer to photos that are not necessarily on facebook (although likely will be in the near future).
By the way, facebook is the Devil.
Said by those wishing to comment on revealing, sexually suggestive, or just plain sexy facebook pictures that they're friends have posted.
Also used as an adjective to refer to photos that are not necessarily on facebook (although likely will be in the near future).
By the way, facebook is the Devil.
facebook photo comment: I think I can see your nipple in this one!! thffb!
casual online/text conversation: Hittin the beach this Saturday :D gonna all kinds of thffb pics!
casual online/text conversation: Hittin the beach this Saturday :D gonna all kinds of thffb pics!
by Leroy Brown 420 May 26, 2009
Get the thffbmug. To inhale again what one has just exhaled.
Usually used when referring to the smoke of marijuana. Not recommended when using the dryer-sheet-over-the-end-of-a-paper-towel-roll thingy, a.k.a spoof (as said in Oshawa) or silencer (as said in Oakville).
Usually used when referring to the smoke of marijuana. Not recommended when using the dryer-sheet-over-the-end-of-a-paper-towel-roll thingy, a.k.a spoof (as said in Oshawa) or silencer (as said in Oakville).
by Leroy Brown 420 May 18, 2009
Get the rehalemug. 1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.
2. Ann Coulter.
2. Ann Coulter.
I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
Get the Queen of the Harpiesmug. (verb) To use selfish or unfair tactics, most notably when utilized by a merchandiser on his/her customer.
(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.
Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).
(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.
Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).
1. I tried out that dealer who's number you gave me last week, but I got pinted, real bad. I'm never buying weed from him again. Thanks for nothing, dumbass.
2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the pintmug.